Can you share some gross but funny stories?
Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.
Can you share some funny but gross stories?
Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.
Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?
Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.
Can you share some funny gross short stories?
Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.
Can you share some funny gross period stories?
Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.
Can you share some funny gross stories that are not related to sex?
Once I saw a dog chasing a skunk. The dog thought it was just another furry animal to play with. But when the skunk sprayed, the dog got the full blast. The smell was awful, and the dog was running around all stinky and confused. It was a really funny yet gross sight to behold.
Can you share some funny holiday toilet not gross stories?
Sure. Once during Christmas, my family went on a trip. At a small inn, the toilet had a really old - fashioned but cute design. There was a little picture of a reindeer on the wall inside. It made everyone laugh when they saw it. It was a small and funny thing that added a special touch to our holiday.
Can you share some gross horror stories?
One gross horror story is about an old, abandoned asylum. People who dared to enter at night reported seeing strange, oozing substances on the walls that seemed to move on their own. There were also rumors of a doctor who used to perform cruel experiments on patients long ago, and his ghost was said to still haunt the halls, moaning and dragging his surgical tools behind him.
Can you share some gross school stories?
One gross school story could be when a kid found a half - eaten sandwich in the back of his desk that had been there for weeks and was full of mold. It smelled so bad that the whole classroom had to be aired out.
Tell me some funny gross stories.
Once, my friend thought he was eating chocolate pudding but it was actually cat food that his naughty cat had knocked into his bowl. He took a big spoonful before realizing it!
What are some examples of funny toilet not gross stories?
I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.