Tell me some funny gross stories.
There was a time at a summer camp when we found a frog in the pool. One of the boys tried to catch it with his bare hands. He ended up slipping and falling face - first into the water while the frog just hopped away. The whole pool smelled like pond water for the rest of the day.
Once, my friend thought he was eating chocolate pudding but it was actually cat food that his naughty cat had knocked into his bowl. He took a big spoonful before realizing it!
Tell me some gross scary stories.
There was a story of a haunted well. The water in it was murky and smelled like death. It was said that a girl was pushed into the well long ago and her body was never recovered. Now, whenever someone leaned over the well, they could feel a cold, slimy hand reaching out as if to pull them in. The idea of that cold, wet, and decaying touch is really gross and the mystery of what might be down there is terrifying.
What are some examples of funny toilet not gross stories?
I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.
Can you share some gross but funny stories?
Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.
Can you share some funny but gross stories?
Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.
Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?
Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.
Can you share some funny gross short stories?
Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.
What are some of the most memorable funny gross period stories?
I heard about a girl who was wearing a light - colored dress on her period. She sneezed really hard and, well, let's just say there was an unexpected 'accident'. It was super embarrassing for her at that moment, but when she told her close friends about it later, they all had a good laugh. It's one of those things that can be really gross but also funny in the right context.
Can you share some funny gross period stories?
Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.
Tell me some funny 2020 stories.
One funny 2020 story was about all the creative ways people found to exercise at home during lockdown. There were videos of people doing yoga with their pets or trying to do home workouts while their kids climbed all over them. It was really hilarious to see how people adapted.
Tell me some funny stories.
Once upon a time, there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around, getting dizzier by the minute. When it finally caught its tail, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to succeed. Another funny story is about a little boy who put his pants on backwards and went to school like that. All his classmates couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.