hmmph bau ikan asin

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Lu Li adalah jelmaan seekor ikan koi yang tinggal di Dunia Langit. Saat mengetahui bahwa ayahnya, Lu Junhan, harus menunaikan tugas dan melakukan perjalanan antar ruang waktu ke sebuah buku cerita, Lu Li memutuskan untuk segera menyusul ayahnya. Ia tahu perjalanan ayahnya akan membahayakan, oleh sebab itu, ia memberikan keberuntungannya kepada ayahnya dan berusaha melindunginya. Petualangan demi petualangan selama menjadi putri Lu Junhan dilaluinya, termasuk saat ia bertemu dengan seorang pemuda cacat bernama Pei Xiubai. Ia juga berusaha melindungi Pei Xiubai karena Pei Xiubai-lah satu-satunya orang yang bisa menolong ayahnya.

Rafi, seorang mahasiswa biasa yang tewas gara-gara tersedak bakso ikan, terbangun di tempat yang aneh—gelap, dingin, dan… basah. Ternyata dia reinkarnasi jadi seekor ikan kecil di laut! Namun, sebelum panik total, muncul jendela biru di depan matanya: > [Selamat, Anda terdaftar dalam Sistem Ekosistem Laut!] [Spesies: Ikan Teri] [Level: 1] [Misi Awal: Bertahan Hidup 3 Hari.] Masalahnya, laut dunia nyata itu keras. Ada hiu, nelayan, dan bahkan plastik mengapung yang bisa membunuhmu. Tapi dengan sistem ini, Rafi bisa evolusi jadi ikan yang lebih kuat, bahkan mungkin… menjadi legenda lautan?!

Hai San'er x Lu Xie Duyung polos yang cantik [gong] x Pria kasar pemarah [shou] Lu Xie terluka dalam sebuah misi dan bersembunyi untuk memulihkan diri di sebuah toko kecil di tepi pantai. Suatu hari saat membuka toko, datanglah seorang pria cantik berambut perak bergelombang. Hai San'er: Aku hamil. Lu Xie (memutar mata): Sakit kamu, kamu laki-laki kok bisa hamil? Hai San'er: Aku ini duyung. Lu Xie (sedikit sabar tapi tidak banyak): Kamu meskipun duyung juga duyung laki-laki. Hai San'er: Duyung laki-laki juga bisa hamil. Lu Xie (murka): Kamu yang sialan menyetubuhiku! Ada anak, berupa mutiara kecil, nanti akan berubah menjadi duyung kecil, [gong] melahirkannya sendiri.

Cerita ini tentang kehidupan aneh bin ajaib Kayla. Kayla Anastasya. Dia adalah gadis ambivert yang hidup bersama Ibunya. Hidup berdua dengan Ibunya membuat Kayla hidup mandiri dan sederhana. Ibunya bukan seorang pengusaha kaya raya ataupun CEO perusahaan ternama. Ibunya hanya seorang penjahit yang membuka toko baju kecil-kecilan di pinggiran kota. Tapi nasib sial datang silih berganti pada Kayla ketika umurnya tepat memasuki 17 tahun. Penasaran kehidupan apa yang membuat Kayla berubah 180°? Mari kita baca buku diary nya!

Seorang pria yang selama ini hidup nyaman berusaha melarikan diri dari panggilan hidupnya. Ia menolak tanggung jawab yang menurutnya terlalu berat. Dalam pelariannya, sebuah peristiwa ekstrem menghentikan langkahnya—sebuah pengalaman yang membuatnya seakan berada di dalam “perut ikan”, tempat paling gelap dalam hidupnya. Di sana, ia dipaksa menghadapi dirinya sendiri: ketakutan, ego, dan kemarahannya kepada Tuhan. Justru di titik terendah itu ia menemukan sesuatu yang tak pernah ia cari—makna hidup dan panggilan yang sebenarnya. Arka adalah seorang jurnalis muda yang cerdas namun sinis. Ia percaya hidup hanya soal bertahan dan mencari kenyamanan. Ketika sebuah organisasi kemanusiaan memintanya meliput konflik kemanusiaan di daerah terpencil, ia menolak. Alih-alih menjalankan tugas itu, ia memilih pergi ke kota lain untuk memulai hidup baru yang lebih “aman”. Namun dalam perjalanan, sebuah tragedi terjadi—kapal yang ia tumpangi mengalami kecelakaan di laut. Arka selamat, tetapi terdampar dalam kondisi yang membuatnya terisolasi dari dunia luar. Hari-hari dalam kesendirian menjadi seperti “perut ikan”: gelap, sunyi, dan memaksa ia menghadapi dirinya sendiri. Di tengah keputusasaan itu, Arka mulai mengingat alasan ia dulu menjadi jurnalis—bukan untuk karier, tetapi untuk menyuarakan mereka yang tak terdengar. Ketika akhirnya ia kembali ke dunia, Arka tidak lagi menjadi orang yang sama. Ia memilih pergi ke tempat yang dulu ia hindari: wilayah konflik yang membutuhkan suara kebenaran. Ia sadar, kadang manusia harus tenggelam dulu dalam kegelapan sebelum melihat langit.

Can you spot something in the wall of text? though there is nothing there, who knows? you might find something, or I'll fulfil my goal. of wasting people's time since it'll amuse me a little. Anyways, your choice... it's just a bunch of hmms lol

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?