What are the most interesting funny gross stories you've heard?
In a school cafeteria, a student accidentally spilled his plate of spaghetti all over the floor. Instead of cleaning it up right away, another student slipped on it and then started sliding across the floor as if it was a skating rink. Food was everywhere and it was both gross and hilarious.
A guy I know once stepped on a banana peel and his foot slid forward while his body kept going forward. He ended up doing a split that he wasn't prepared for and landed right in a puddle of mud. He was completely covered in mud from head to toe.
At a zoo, there was a monkey that stole a visitor's ice cream. The monkey then proceeded to smear the ice cream all over its face and fur. It also threw some of it at other monkeys. The look on the visitors' faces was priceless, and it was quite a funny yet gross sight to see.
What are the best gross but funny stories you've ever heard?
There's a story from a zoo. A zookeeper was cleaning the monkey enclosure. One monkey stole his hat and then used it as a toilet. When the zookeeper realized, his expression was priceless. It was gross because, well, it was a hat - turned - toilet, but it was also quite humorous.
What are some elements that make funny gross short stories interesting?
The unexpectedness. For example, when you think you're about to eat a normal piece of food and then find a bug in it. It's gross but the shock makes it funny.
Tell me some funny gross stories.
Once, my friend thought he was eating chocolate pudding but it was actually cat food that his naughty cat had knocked into his bowl. He took a big spoonful before realizing it!
Gross fast food stories: Have you ever heard of any extreme gross fast food incidents?
Yes. I heard that someone found a rat tail in their fast - food box. It was truly horrifying.
Can you share some gross but funny stories?
Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.
Can you share some funny but gross stories?
Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.
What are some examples of funny toilet not gross stories?
I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.
What are some of the most memorable funny gross period stories?
I heard about a girl who was wearing a light - colored dress on her period. She sneezed really hard and, well, let's just say there was an unexpected 'accident'. It was super embarrassing for her at that moment, but when she told her close friends about it later, they all had a good laugh. It's one of those things that can be really gross but also funny in the right context.
Can you share some funny gross period stories?
Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.
Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?
Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.