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A Sad Attempt at Being Funny

Author: Jason_Boyce
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This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Chapter 1Copyright

Copyright © 2020 by Jason A Boyce and Boyce's Book Factory®

All rights reserved.

This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Printed in the United States of America.

First Printing, 2019

Copyright credit for the cover art goes to:

Liquidskyn.com®

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