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Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (2ha)

Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (2ha)

Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake. His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail. Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to extend his furry paws to that cat. He originally thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven. Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. Dumb off the charts husky gong x proud, aggravated, big white cat shou Emperor of the cultivation world Mo Weiyu deceived elders and slaughtered ancestors, and committed all crimes and sins known to man. After ending his own life, he was reborn and transmigrated to the year he first became a disciple. In the shell of a boy held an old and weary soul. After coming back to life, truth after truths that had been hidden below the surface in the previous life floated to the top and broke through the waters one after the other. Of all the revelations, the one that stunned him the most was that the Shizun he had hated to the bone in his previous life had always been protecting him from the shadows… The heart of man can change; even demons and monsters can become compassionate and do good. Only, he had sinned deeply. Can the blood on his hands ever be cleansed? Novel written by *Meatbun doesn't eat meat* Note: I neither own the story nor translation.
LGBT+
350 Chs
MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!

MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!

Nurse Belle works to save lives while Ceres assassinates people. In an extraordinary twist of fate, these two souls now occupy the same body. If that wasn't bad enough, Ceres found out that the person she killed became Belle's colleague in this life. Worse, she still loves him. However, Belle wants no part in letting this man into her heart for the second time. Her body -her decision! And that's NO TO DR. ELIEZER RIVERA. Unfortunately for her, Ceres has a lot of ways to throw her plan in disarray. * *Excerpt* He was the gentlest doctor I know. He took care of me and did his best to help me regain my memories; those that include my fondest encounters with him and the worst. His gentle smile was the one that captured my heart. Yes, he was the gentlest doctor. He should be. That was what I thought! So, why am I locked between this damn wall and his arms?! What is he planning to do?! Why is he looking at me as if he wants to devour me?! (Ceres, help me.) Belle called forth to the woman hiding in her subconsciousness. Her heart wasn’t prepared for this. And her eyes! Oh, her eyes couldn’t stop looking at his lips. “Doc?” She called out this distant word which she stopped doing several months ago. Eli never lost his composure even to the woman that he once loved – Jillyanna Madrid. Yet, when he learned that some evil guy was checking out his patient, who was also his junior at work, he flared out. His annoyance got the best of him and brought them to where they are now. He just wanted to see if that man had successfully lured her out. He didn’t mean for this to happen. He could see confusion in her eyes and when she opened her mouth to call him, he couldn’t move his eyes away from her parted lips. When she swallowed dryly, he trailed down to the sight of her throat and found her chest moving up and down. He felt hot like molten lava was doused on him. “What is so good about that guy?” Eli asked before he could stop himself. Whenever he thought that she likes that person, something stirred deep inside his heart and irked him so much. He wanted to tear himself apart and see what was wrong inside him. “Someone out there must be better than him. Look for someone else.” “Well, there will always be someone better at something. Prince was kind enough to - “ The world stopped and her vision was covered in darkness. She could not see his expression and she was having difficulty in breathing. Her lungs hurt. For a moment, she felt weak and stopped breathing as she closed her eyes and brought Ceres to deal with this. “You are not allowed to talk about any other man with me. Hearing their names annoys me. You can only look at me and smile at me.” And he locked their lips once again. The taste of her was addicting and he just wanted to suck the nectar out of her mouth. [What the heck are you doing?!] Ceres questioned mentally the moment she felt those lips on hers. She wasn’t informed that she’d be dealing with this. [Belle, I will make you pay for this trick!] (As if you don't like his kisses!) ***cover isn’t mine***edited by a friend discord: Oning #3030 ***I don’t earn anything from this picture*** Original cover was taken from Mr Love: Queen's Choice Related videos and pictures can be seen in Koi to Producer: EVOL×LOVE
Urban
259 Chs
Share some best dumb criminal stories.
A burglar broke into a house. He was so hungry that he stopped to make himself a sandwich in the kitchen. While he was eating, the homeowners came back. He was so startled that he didn't even try to run but just sat there with the sandwich in his hand waiting to be arrested.
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2024-11-07 13:18
Tell me some dumb criminal stories.
A man once tried to break into a house at night. He climbed onto the roof and tried to get in through the chimney. But he got stuck in the chimney. The homeowners heard the noise and called the police. He was just sitting there helplessly when the police arrived. It was a really stupid attempt at burglary.
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2024-12-02 17:41
What are the funniest dumb criminal stories you know?
A robber tried to hold up a store with a toy gun. He waved it around and threatened the cashier. However, the cashier recognized it as a toy because it had bright orange tip which is a common sign for toy guns. The cashier simply laughed at him and called the police. The robber was so dumb that he didn't even check if his 'weapon' looked real enough.
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2024-12-03 01:31
What are the characteristics of a big dumb cartoon criminal?
A big dumb cartoon criminal is often shown as physically large but not too smart. They might make obvious mistakes and be easily outwitted.
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2025-05-20 07:19
Can you tell me a really funny best dumb criminal story?
Sure. There was a thief who stole a car. He drove it around for a while and then ran out of gas. So he called the police to help him, thinking they were some kind of roadside assistance. When the police arrived, they recognized the stolen car and arrested him on the spot.
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2024-11-07 15:47
Are the criminal minds in 'Criminal Minds' based on true stories?
Yes, the criminal minds in 'Criminal Minds' are indeed based on true stories to a large extent. The showrunners have researched real criminal cases and the methods used by law enforcement to understand and catch criminals. They use these real - life examples as a foundation and then build on them with fictional elements like the personal lives of the BAU agents. This combination of real - world criminal behavior study and fictional drama is what makes the show so popular. It allows viewers to get a glimpse into the minds of real - life criminals while also enjoying an exciting and often suspenseful television show.
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2024-11-07 22:47
How to avoid dumb stories on news?
Use news aggregators or apps that allow you to customize your preferences. You can set filters to show only the types of news and from the sources you trust, reducing the chances of encountering dumb stories.
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2024-10-08 11:06
What are some long dumb stories?
There's a long dumb story about a group of squirrels who decide to build a spaceship out of nuts. They gather all kinds of nuts, glue them together with sap, and then try to launch it. They don't understand the basic principles of flight or space travel, so it just falls to the ground and breaks apart. It's a silly story of their misadventures in trying something completely out of their realm.
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2024-11-05 08:36
Are dumb sex stories acceptable in society?
In a civilized society, we promote positive, respectful and family - friendly content. Dumb sex stories have no place in such an environment. They can make people feel uncomfortable and also violate the norms of good taste.
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2024-11-06 12:10
What are the characteristics of dumb short stories?
One characteristic of dumb short stories is their lack of a traditional, serious moral or message. Instead, they focus on creating amusement through the unexpected. For instance, a story might be about a man who decides to paint his house with chocolate syrup just because he likes the color brown. These stories also usually have quick - paced action or events. A character may suddenly decide to trade their pet dog for a bag of marbles without any real thought. And the characters often don't conform to normal behavior patterns, like a woman who sleeps in a tree every night instead of a bed.
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2024-11-02 07:15
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