What are the funniest dumb criminal stories you know?
A robber tried to hold up a store with a toy gun. He waved it around and threatened the cashier. However, the cashier recognized it as a toy because it had bright orange tip which is a common sign for toy guns. The cashier simply laughed at him and called the police. The robber was so dumb that he didn't even check if his 'weapon' looked real enough.
What are the funniest dumb short stories you know?
Well, I know this story. A man was wearing two different shoes, one brown and one black, and he didn't notice until his colleague pointed it out at the end of the workday. He was so embarrassed but it was also quite funny.
What are the funniest elements in dumb funny drunk stories?
Another funny element is the misinterpretation of the surroundings. When someone is drunk, they might see things in a completely different way. For example, thinking an inanimate object is a living being or a place as something else entirely. It leads to all kinds of strange and comical situations that are a joy to watch or hear about.
Tell me some dumb criminal stories.
A man once tried to break into a house at night. He climbed onto the roof and tried to get in through the chimney. But he got stuck in the chimney. The homeowners heard the noise and called the police. He was just sitting there helplessly when the police arrived. It was a really stupid attempt at burglary.
Share some best dumb criminal stories.
A burglar broke into a house. He was so hungry that he stopped to make himself a sandwich in the kitchen. While he was eating, the homeowners came back. He was so startled that he didn't even try to run but just sat there with the sandwich in his hand waiting to be arrested.
What are the funniest delivery stories you know?
A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.
What are the funniest Archimedes stories you know?
Another funny aspect of Archimedes' stories is his rivalry. He had some disputes with other scholars. In one instance, he presented his ideas in such a confident and over - the - top manner that it was almost comical. He knew he was brilliant and didn't hold back in showing it. His way of dealing with academic challenges had a certain humor to it as he was always so self - assured in his knowledge.
What are the funniest jokes stories you know?
A great joke story is about a man who goes to a pet store. He asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner gives him a parrot. The man takes it home, but the parrot won't sing. He takes it back to the store and says, 'This parrot won't sing.' The store owner says, 'Oh, you want a singer? You should have asked for a canary!' This shows how misunderstandings can lead to funny situations. Another story could be about a duck that goes into a store and asks for some grapes. The clerk says, 'We don't sell grapes here, we sell groceries.' The duck says, 'Oh, well, no grapes then. Thanks anyway.' It's the simple and unexpected responses that make these joke stories so funny.
What are the funniest rabbit stories you know?
A rabbit once tried to imitate a kangaroo. It hopped around on its hind legs and made everyone laugh. But it got tired very quickly and fell flat on its face.
What are the funniest stalking stories you know?
A friend of mine had a strange 'stalking' experience. There was a parrot that would wait for him outside his apartment every morning. It would mimic his voice when he said hello. Turns out the parrot escaped from a nearby house and just liked my friend's voice.
What are the funniest archery stories you know?
I know a story where an archer was teaching a newbie. The newbie was so eager to show what he learned that he didn't pay attention to his form. When he shot, the arrow flew in a zig - zag pattern and landed in a puddle. The archer and the onlookers were in stitches. It was a reminder that proper form is really important in archery, but it also made for a really funny moment.