funny criminal justice stories

As a criminal investigator with a system, Lu Chuan never lowers his guard—not even at a wedding. Wait… the groom over there looks like a wanted fugitive.

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!

Lin Chuan, um escritor em dificuldades, finalmente conseguiu seu dedo dourado—o Sistema de Experiência de Vida Profissional. Experimentando aleatoriamente uma profissão, após o término da experiência, romances são gerados com base nas experiências de Lin Chuan. Mas Lin Chuan descobriu que as profissões que ele experimentou eram todas muito suspeitas! Trapaceiro, Assassino, Hacker, Capitão de Toque Dourado... Romances correspondentes nasceram: "Trapaceiro", "Reino dos Hackers", "Notas de Toque Dourado" e outros surgiram. Antes que ele percebesse, suas obras se tornaram populares. Comentários selecionados dos leitores: "Este livro descreve as coisas de forma muito realista, isto é definitivamente uma autobiografia!" "Com você confessando e eu confessando, o Sr. Lin acabará na prisão mais cedo ou mais tarde." "Autor Lin Chuan (×), Suspeito Sr. Lin (√)" Inesperadamente, a profecia do leitor se tornou realidade! A polícia apareceu, "Suspeitamos que você esteja envolvido em atividades ilegais e criminosas graves!" Lin Chuan, "Hã?" A polícia, "Os crimes em seus romances, são seus atos reais, certo?" A visão de Lin Chuan escureceu. Acabou, eu me escrevi para a delegacia, mas realmente não sou um suspeito criminoso!!!!!!

TAMAT [Novel ini sedang dalam tahap revisi dan pengeditan] Note : Buku kedua dan ketiga akan segera diterbitkan. Harap bersabar karena proses pencocokan plot dan lain-lainnya membutuhkan waktu yang lumayan lama. Warning : [ 18+ ] dilarang untuk pembaca di bawah umur. Banyak konten kekerasan dan pembunuhan sadis di dalam novel ini. Harap dedek2 kecil yang belum cukup umur, baca saja novel kakak-kakak Author lain yang lebih sesuai rating yaa ?? Silahkan add friend saya di Facebook : Audy Here Saya biasa update beberapa informasi tentag FLWC di fb. Silahkan di Add yaa. Terima kasih Sinopsis : Apakah mungkin untuk jatuh cinta dengan kriminal? Earl, seorang perwira militer kelas menengah yang tertimpa berbagai masalah rumit dalam hidupnya. Suatu hari, Ia harus menangkap Arthur, pria jangkung seperti Slanderman, sang bos mafia nomor satu yang menjadi buruan semua penegak hukum dunia. Top criminal level SSS! Dapatkah Earl menangkap Arthur? Atau justru dirinyalah yang terjerat pesona memabukkan no.1 kriminal ini? Jatuh cinta pada seseorang yang sangat berbahaya. Cinta terlarang antara Perwira dengan kriminal top. Akan jadi seperti apakah kisah cinta mereka berdua? Dapatkah Earl menangkap Arthur? Atau justru dirinyalah yang terjerat pesona memabukkan kriminal no.1 ini?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

(18+) Forbidden fruits are the sweetest to devour. When two opposite sides collide due to an undeniable, off-the-charts attraction, the collision is the only devastation you can expect with certainty. For LA Detective James Gunner, meeting Vanessa Bologna the notorious Italian-American mob boss's daughter can only be sealed with one resulting impact... DISASTER. She is the daughter of a notorious mafia boss. He is the cop with a huge sign around his neck saying "forbidden in every goddamn way." He is out to destroy her father, to bring down their family, so why the hell is she allowing him to kiss the life out of her? ***** Justice and Desire is a Mafia Romance book about the love life, struggles, trials, and temptations of the most influential Mafia family in Boston. THE BOLOGNAS. The book will have up to four volumes. All four (4) volumes will be focusing on each of the Bologna siblings continuously. The plot is the same, but each volume will come with its unique twist.  The first volume will focus on Vanessa Bologna, the last and only daughter of the mafia lord, Dante Bologna, and her forbidden love interest - Detective James Gunner - who is hell-bent on bringing the Bologna family to book.  The second volume will focus on Daniel Bologna, the second and last son of Dante Bologna. His love interest, Layla, will be a blast from the past that was sent to destroy his family. This one will be full of turmoil, so watch out. The third volume will focus on Antonio Bologna, whose name will later become Anthony for tragic reasons. He is the firstborn of Dante Bologna and the heir to his father's throne. His love interest will be named Anna, a slave girl whose ex-master is hell-bent on destroying Anthony and his entire family to get her back. This one will be heart-wrenching and long... so braze up your hearts!  The fourth Volume will focus on Lucian, the Bologna's cousin and head of security and his story will end the Bologna series. NOTICE: The fourth volume will no longer be completed on WEBNOVEL due to their actions against me. To know more about why I'm making this decision, you can chat me up on Discord: Jenival_Enyia#5546 NUMBER OF CHAPTERS: J & D will end where it is. Find me on Discord and I'll direct you on how to get the complete Volume Four. UPDATE FREQUENCY: J & D will no longer be updated. READ THE AUXILIARY CHAPTERS FOR INFO ABOUT ME AND MY DECISION ABOUT WEBNOVEL.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Vino hanya berdiri menyender pada salah satu pohon besar yang berada di situ, sambil tangan nya berada di saku celana seragam nya. aku terus menatap vino, berharap dia mau berbicara apapun itu. setidak nya aku sudah mengatakan apa yang selama ini ingin kau kata kan pada nya, walau pun belum semua nya, tapi itu sudah cukup membuat ku merasa tenang.           Aku menantikan saat saat vino, mengeluar kan suara nya. aku ingin mendegar kan apa pun yang keluar dari mulut nya. hingga akhir nya dia mengeluarkan suara nya kembali.           "apa gue ngak salah denger? Kalian selalu ada buat gue? Selalu ada? Ahahhahha" vino tertawa cukup keras yang lantas membuat ku bingung.           "kalau memang kalian selalu ada buat gue, gue mau tanya sama lo. sewaktu gue ngalamin kejadian tiga tahun lalu, kalian semua kemana aja hah? saat gue butuh lo dan bokap nyokap, apa lo ada buat gue? Saat gue minta tolong sama kalian, apa lo dan bokap nyokap ada buat gue? Kalian malah nyuruh orang buat bungkam semua nya kan? Kalian malah nyuruh orang buat nyelesaiin semua masalah ini, tanpa ngebolehin gue buat ketemu sama mereka. Gue emang minta bantuin kalian buat nyelesaiin masalah gue waktu itu, tapi gue mau nya lo sama bokap nyokap yang bantú gue, bukan malah orang lain. Dan gue ngak  pernah berharap kalau kalian bakal bantuin gue dengan cara yang menjijikkan seperti itu. paham lo" ucap vino penuh amarah.         Seperti nya ada begitu banyak rasa sakit yang dia pendam selama ini. Aku merasa bersalah saat mengingat kejadian itu, dan karena itu lah semua hubungan keluarga kami yang selama ini baik baik saja menjadi hancur seketika. Namun andai saja vino mau mendengar kan alasan kami melakukan itu semua, namun dia tidak pernah mau mendengar penjelasan apapun dari ku dan juga yang lain nya. vino sangat sulit untuk menerima kejadian itu. kejadian yang tentu nya sangat menyakit kan bagi nya dan bahkan untuk kami semua.         "tapi lo harus denger dulu alasan gue sama bokap nyokap ngelakuin itu vin. Kita ngak ada maksud buat lakuin itu. kita hanya ingin nyelamatin banyak orang. Lo harus tau itu vin" ucap ku tetap berusaha memberi penjelasan pada vino.         "nyelamatin banyak orang? Bukan nya itu hanya untuk nyelamatin karir bokap dan nama baik keluarga? Makanya kalian rela ngorbanin orang lain dan memutar balikan fakta?" ucap vino yang tetap pada pendirian nya dan tetap teguh pada apa yang dia pikir selama ini.