funny criminal fail stories

From the beginning of the journey to the west to the end of the mythology The world is full of flags and clouds, and sharp blades are everywhere With a graceful demeanor, doing righteous things, shining brightly and spitting fire, shining the wild and covering the marshes! ______ "Great Immortal, I'm leaving." "If you are as bright as the sun, then this time you go, you will be invincible!"

As a criminal investigator with a system, Lu Chuan never lowers his guard—not even at a wedding. Wait… the groom over there looks like a wanted fugitive.

Having been a jerk to his childhood sweetheart, Su Zelin deeply regrets it. Fortunately, an accident lets him be reborn back to before the college entrance exam, giving him a chance to make amends. "In this life, I will never be a jerk to Qin Shiqing again! But what if I can't change my jerk nature and can’t help but flirt with her? Then I'll just stay away from her! At this time, Qin Shiqing hasn't fallen for me yet. I'll reveal some exam questions so she can surely get into Tsinghua or Peking University, while I go to another university. From then on, we can each go our separate ways and live well!" The plan was perfect, yet two months later, Su Zelin found himself staring blankly at the prominent 'Zhejiang University' on her admission letter. 'Qin Shiqing, are you a pig? You didn't even get into Tsinghua or Peking University!' 'Sorry, I misestimated my score!'

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!

Lin Chuan, um escritor em dificuldades, finalmente conseguiu seu dedo dourado—o Sistema de Experiência de Vida Profissional. Experimentando aleatoriamente uma profissão, após o término da experiência, romances são gerados com base nas experiências de Lin Chuan. Mas Lin Chuan descobriu que as profissões que ele experimentou eram todas muito suspeitas! Trapaceiro, Assassino, Hacker, Capitão de Toque Dourado... Romances correspondentes nasceram: "Trapaceiro", "Reino dos Hackers", "Notas de Toque Dourado" e outros surgiram. Antes que ele percebesse, suas obras se tornaram populares. Comentários selecionados dos leitores: "Este livro descreve as coisas de forma muito realista, isto é definitivamente uma autobiografia!" "Com você confessando e eu confessando, o Sr. Lin acabará na prisão mais cedo ou mais tarde." "Autor Lin Chuan (×), Suspeito Sr. Lin (√)" Inesperadamente, a profecia do leitor se tornou realidade! A polícia apareceu, "Suspeitamos que você esteja envolvido em atividades ilegais e criminosas graves!" Lin Chuan, "Hã?" A polícia, "Os crimes em seus romances, são seus atos reais, certo?" A visão de Lin Chuan escureceu. Acabou, eu me escrevi para a delegacia, mas realmente não sou um suspeito criminoso!!!!!!

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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.