really funny drunk story

Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought he was a superhero. He tried to 'fly' off the balcony. Luckily, we caught him just in time. He was so confused when we told him what he was about to do. It was hilarious.

Yes, like the one where a drunk driver thought his car was a horse - drawn carriage. He was making 'neigh' sounds and was waving a pretend whip in the air while driving. His passengers were both laughing and scared at the same time. Thankfully, he was stopped before anything bad happened.

Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.

Sure. There was this woman who was drunk driving and mistook her windshield wipers for turn signals. So every time she wanted to turn, she just turned on the wipers. It made for a very strange sight for other drivers on the road.

There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.

There was a time when my roommate got drunk and believed that the refrigerator was a portal to another dimension. He opened and closed it several times, looking inside expectantly. He even tried to talk to the food items as if they were from another world. He said things like 'Oh, little pizza slice, tell me the secrets of your dimension'. We were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt. It was a very memorable drunk roommate moment.

I went to a pub once and there was a man who got drunk and tried to challenge someone to a duel. He was using a pool cue as a sword and stumbling all over the place. His face was all red and his words were slurred. It was both embarrassing and extremely funny to watch as he made a fool of himself in front of everyone.

I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.

There was a group of friends having a party. One of them had too much alcohol and became like the dizzy emoji 🤪. He started chasing after a little light on the floor, thinking it was some kind of magical creature. His friends tried to stop him, but he just kept running around in circles. Eventually, he got tired and fell asleep right there on the floor, still mumbling about the'magical light'.

There was this time when a guy in our group got drunk. He tried to walk in a straight line as a bet but ended up walking into a lamppost. Instead of being embarrassed, he started talking to the lamppost as if it was an old friend, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious to watch.