really really funny short stories

You can find them in some joke books. There are many collections specifically dedicated to short and hilarious stories. For example, 'The Big Book of Funny Stories' might be a good start.

Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'

Yes. One couple divorced because the wife was allergic to the husband's cologne. He refused to stop wearing it, and she couldn't stand being around him because of her allergic reactions. So, they divorced over a scent. It's a strange but funny reason.

There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.

One really short story could be: 'A man saw a coin on the ground. He picked it up. His day got better.'

The short story 'How Much Land Does a Man Need?' by Leo Tolstoy also has some interesting moments. Although it's more of a moral - centered story, the peasant's thoughts and actions can be seen as somewhat comical. For example, his greed - driven race to mark out as much land as he can, which is humorously tragic in a way.

A short story of friendship could be: 'A woman dropped her books. Another helped. They started chatting and became friends. It shows how a small act can start a friendship.

Once I went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when the interviewer asked me to introduce myself, I completely forgot my name for a few seconds. I just stood there with a blank face. Then I stuttered out my name and felt my face turn bright red. It was so embarrassing but now it makes me laugh.

My cousin was at a big family picnic. He ate a whole lot of different things that didn't quite mix well in his stomach. When diarrhea hit him, he thought he could make it to the house bathroom. But as he was running, he let out a little squeak with every step. By the time he got to the bathroom, everyone at the picnic was in stitches, including himself once he was done.

A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It was like it had discovered the most interesting thing in the world. Its owner watched in amusement as the cat spun around and around.