funny drunk christmas story

One Christmas, my uncle got really drunk. He thought the Christmas tree was a dancing partner. He started doing the waltz around it, singing very loudly off - key Christmas carols. We all just watched and laughed as he twirled around the tree, nearly knocking down all the ornaments.

There was a Christmas party at my friend's place. One of the guests got drunk and decided to reenact the Nativity scene. But instead of a proper baby Jesus, he used a bottle of wine. He carried it around, calling it the 'holy beverage' and saying it was going to save us all from the 'Christmas blues'. Everyone was laughing so hard.

One funny moment could be when a drunk person tries to re - decorate the Christmas tree in a very strange way, like hanging socks on the branches instead of ornaments. Another could be when they start singing their own made - up Christmas carols that don't make any sense at all.

There was a time when my roommate got drunk and believed that the refrigerator was a portal to another dimension. He opened and closed it several times, looking inside expectantly. He even tried to talk to the food items as if they were from another world. He said things like 'Oh, little pizza slice, tell me the secrets of your dimension'. We were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt. It was a very memorable drunk roommate moment.

I went to a pub once and there was a man who got drunk and tried to challenge someone to a duel. He was using a pool cue as a sword and stumbling all over the place. His face was all red and his words were slurred. It was both embarrassing and extremely funny to watch as he made a fool of himself in front of everyone.

I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.

There was a group of friends having a party. One of them had too much alcohol and became like the dizzy emoji 🤪. He started chasing after a little light on the floor, thinking it was some kind of magical creature. His friends tried to stop him, but he just kept running around in circles. Eventually, he got tired and fell asleep right there on the floor, still mumbling about the'magical light'.

There was this time when a guy in our group got drunk. He tried to walk in a straight line as a bet but ended up walking into a lamppost. Instead of being embarrassed, he started talking to the lamppost as if it was an old friend, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious to watch.

Well, there was this drunk Christmas story. A group of friends had too much to drink on Christmas Eve. One of them, named Jack, thought he saw Santa Claus on the roof and climbed up there to say hello. His friends had to drag him down while he was babbling about asking for more presents.

One funny drunk incident could be mistaking a neighbor's large dog for a reindeer. I was so drunk that when I saw this big furry thing in the yard, I thought it was one of Santa's helpers. I tried to pet it and give it some carrots. But it just barked at me and chased me around the yard. I ran and hid behind a snowman, thinking I was safe. The dog just sat there barking at the snowman until my neighbor came out and dragged the dog back inside.