Can you share a really funny drunk story you've heard?
I heard about a group of friends who went out drinking. One of them got so drunk that he thought he was in a musical. He started singing at the top of his lungs and dancing all over the street. He even tried to get people passing by to join him. Some people just ignored him, but others joined in for a laugh. His friends were both mortified and amused at the same time. It was a wild and funny scene that night.
Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.
What are some really funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.
Can you share a really funny DND story you've heard?
Sure. There was this one time a druid in a group thought he could transform into a huge bear to intimidate a group of bandits. But he accidentally turned into a small, fluffy bunny instead. The bandits were so confused at first, and then they started laughing. The druid was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment.
Can you share a really funny fb story you've heard?
I remember a story where a man on Facebook set up a profile picture of himself as a superhero. But then he accidentally liked a post about how silly superhero movies are. His friends noticed and started joking that his superhero identity was now in jeopardy. They made memes about it and shared them all over his wall. It was really funny to see how he tried to play it cool and then ended up changing his profile picture to something more normal.
Can you share a really funny sign post story you've heard?
Sure. There was this sign near a small pond that said 'No Swimming: Alligators Present'. But everyone knew there were no alligators in that pond at all. It was just a joke put up by the local kids, but it made for a really funny sign post story.
Can you share the best drunk story you've ever heard?
A friend told me a drunk story. She was at a music festival drunk. She wandered off and found this little hidden area with some really cool street performers. She joined in their act, thinking she was a part of their troupe. She was dancing and trying to do acrobatics. When she finally realized what she was doing, she was so embarrassed but also thought it was the best time ever.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
Share a funny inappropriate story you've heard.
At a wedding, the best man got so drunk that he started giving his speech in a made - up language that he claimed was 'alien talk'. It was inappropriate for a formal wedding speech but had everyone in stitches as they watched him babble on in this strange 'language'.
What are the most memorable drunk funny stories you've heard?
A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.
What's a really funny story you've heard lately?
A really funny story I heard was about a magician who was performing at a kids' party. He was about to do a trick where he made a rabbit disappear. But as he opened the box to get the rabbit out, the rabbit just hopped away across the room. All the kids were chasing after it, and the magician was left standing there looking completely dumbfounded. It took him a while to regain control of the situation, and by then, everyone was in stitches.
What are the most memorable funny drunk college stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of drunk students who mistook a campus statue for a real person and started having a conversation with it. They were asking it all sorts of questions and even offered it a drink. It was hilarious to watch from afar.