funny drunk emoji story

The first time Nan Wan saw this man, she knew he had a "sickness," and it was the terminal kind. Coincidentally, she did too. He needed a wife who could help stabilize his career, she needed a husband who could pull her out of hell. He had a criminal record, she had an ex-husband, just perfectly matched. ———— Originally, those disdainful looks gradually turned into envy. ———— One day, a piece of news spread about the beautiful woman of the past passing away, and all the evidence pointed to Mrs. Mu. Everyone speculated that this marriage would come to an end, and even Nan Wan thought so too. However, Mr. Mu said to her, “Wanwan, I need you.” So, the days in prison didn’t seem as unbearable as imagined.

On the night of his marriage proposal, Xu Yang was dumped by his ex-girlfriend. Feeling heavy-hearted, he went to a bar to drown his sorrows. He didn't remember much about what happened that night, but he woke up with a stunning beauty lying next to him. At first glance, she looked somewhat familiar. Wasn't she his ex-girlfriend's sister? And it seemed like she was about to wake up! What should he do? He's anxiously waiting...

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.

The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

The sequel of OBSESSION TURNS INTO SWEET LOVE.... Xander Luca Romano,25 year old arrogant ,Mysterious,handsome.he was one of the eligible bachelor of Los Angeles.In his age 20 he took the title of CEO..due to some past incidents the sweet boy turned into rude which caused pure hatred towards love in his heart. Shizu Crystal,a 15 year old school girl.She was an orphan and a bubbly girl.From childhood she dreamt of her prince charming who saved her in her age 10.Unfortunately she forgot her past except his Dracula uniform for Halloween party. What will happen when she finds out the identity of her saviour after seeing him saving a puppy from road and becomes obsessed with him.Then starts chasing him everywhere.Will he feel the same for this little girl?? Will he ever give space in his heart for this little girl??? Xavier Luca Romano,25 year old..cool,calm, smoking handsome Neurologist.In his childhood he was sweet like his mom.But because of a girl he became a heartless doctor.He hated girls except his mommy and little sister. Faith Alistano,23 year old..single.half Indian half English..A Gynocologist.Sweet Calm Cute girl.Her dream was becoming a doctor like her mother.Her little heart was craving for one guy who didn't even take a glance to her. What will happen when this guy will become her life partner by family..A arrange marriage make her the obsession of a cold and rude doctor. Angel romano..The little princess of Romano..Sweet but dangerous like his dad..Pure and bubbly stubborn girl. Spano David M'culum, the professor of the most popular international university.Girls wanted to admit there to see his devilish handsome face.Calm yet Arrogant person. What will happen when this both student and teacher came closer by hate and ignorance.. #THE LOVE BETWEEN THREE COUPLES#SIX DISTINCT CHARACTERS#DANGEROUS OBSESSION WARNING: #Mature content #obsession #cruel scene..read at your own Risk..This is based on my own imagination...please don't copy.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

#elves #lighthearted #slice of life Su Cha transmigrated to a fantasy world, inherited a tavern, and activated a system! First mission completed — renovate the taverns — Lafite red wine formula rewarded, hundred times speed up in the wind cellular! Second mission completed — served a hundred customers and received good reviews — Budweiser beer formula rewarded! The third mission, fourth mission…… As the tavern expanded rapidly, not only did our MC bring in fine wine, he also brought in all kinds of cultural influences from the modern era. This alternate world was starting to turn a little strange. Inside the tavern, the elegant elf queen fell in love with rock music, she picked up an electric guitar and started screaming and howling. The orcs, the knight, and the sorcerer sat down at the table and started a round of Texas poker, soon getting all worked up against each other. A famous wizard raised up his Budweiser beer and muttered, “Don’t ask how much I can drink, all I want is another gin!” …

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!