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My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
Eastern
1841 Chs
I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
Fantasy
1620 Chs
Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

[Simulator+Cultivation+Farming Stream+Survival Stream] One day, through transmigration, Su Xing arrived in a data-centric high martial world. This world had extraordinary strong beings known as professionals, favored by the "heavens," who could level up and strengthen themselves by running dungeons and killing monsters. Su Xing changed his job to the hidden profession of Cultivator, but due to unknown reasons, he could not gain experience or level up like other professionals. Unable to level up, he could only cultivate... but in this era where Spiritual Energy was depleted and Cultivators were nearly extinct, even obtaining Spiritual Energy was a luxury. After four years in college, Su Xing was still a minor in the Qi Refining Stage, struggling even to graduate. Fortunately, he awakened the golden finger "Life Simulator," which allowed him to simulate the future by paying energy and bring back the Cultivation Level, items, and more from the simulation to the real world. However, in the simulated future, the Foreign Race invaded in full force, leading to the overthrow of the Human Race overnight. In such desperate circumstances, Su Xing chose to lie low and develop, cultivating Spirit Plants, concocting Elixirs, enhancing his Cultivation Level, improving the overall strength of the Human Race... He continuously strengthened himself through the simulator, becoming a hidden powerhouse, silently resisting the invasion of the Foreign Race... ps: This is a story about a simulator, leaning towards a careful survival strategy, farming development, and operating from behind the scenes...
Eastern
1523 Chs
Tell me a really stupid but funny story.
Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his car. He pointed it at his car in the parking lot and pressed the buttons repeatedly, getting frustrated when the car didn't beep or unlock. He didn't realize his mistake until he tried to use the key fob and saw the remote in his other hand. It was so stupid but made everyone around him laugh.
3 answers
2024-12-07 07:09
Is Dabao really stupid or really stupid?
Dabao in Joy of Life was not really stupid. Although he was portrayed as a character with a relatively low IQ, he was able to communicate with people normally. He was also the leader of the ascetics in the temple, Da Hong Pao, and possessed powerful martial arts. Although his IQ was lower than ordinary people, he could still think and react normally. Therefore, Da Bao was not really a fool.
1 answer
2024-12-22 13:27
Can you share a really stupid but funny story about animals?
There was a dog that saw its own reflection in a mirror for the first time. It thought it was another dog and started barking and running around the mirror, trying to find a way to get to the 'other dog'. It was so funny to watch as it just couldn't figure out what was going on. Stupid, but cute and funny.
2 answers
2024-12-08 07:01
Are stupid people really stupid?
The so-called " stupid person " was not necessarily stupid. From some perspectives, people who were viewed as " stupid " might have unique advantages and potential. Some people who were considered " stupid " were actually very wise. They chose to deal with life challenges in a low-key manner out of deliberation and humility, and did not overly flaunt their wisdom. When they encountered problems, they first tried to think hard and solve them by themselves, showing strong independent thinking ability. Once they were " enlightened ", they would be able to rely on this independence to perform better in certain aspects. Like Guo Jing, although he seemed to have no talent in learning martial arts and was relatively "stupid", he was down-to-earth and hardworking. He was willing to put in stupid kung fu, and eventually his martial arts improved day by day to become an expert. Xu Sanduo performed the worst among the recruits, but through hard work, he became a top soldier from a "coward". This meant that the so-called " stupid people " might not be as good as others in certain aspects, but they could succeed through their own efforts and perseverance. At the same time, some people might only be seen as " stupid " on the surface. They might have a stronger perception ability, be able to look at things from the overall situation, reverse analyze, plan the overall situation, and think carefully. After experiencing hardships, they would strengthen their inner principles and make outstanding contributions. However, there were also some people who were considered " stupid " who thought they were smart. This was the real problem. This kind of thinking might cause them to do some unwise things, but it did not mean that they were stupid in nature.
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2026-01-29 22:10
Is Dabao really stupid or really stupid in the middle of the celebration?
[Dabao in Joy of Life isn't really stupid. He's just playing dumb.] Although his IQ was relatively low and his reaction was slightly slow, he could communicate with people normally. Da Bao's true identity was the illegitimate child of the Qing Emperor and the Eldest Princess. In order to protect his identity, he chose to play dumb. Although he looked like a fool, he was not really one.
1 answer
2024-12-22 03:39
Is Dabao really stupid or really stupid in the middle of the celebration?
Dabao in Joy of Life was not really stupid. Although he was portrayed as a character with a relatively low IQ, he was able to communicate with people normally. He was also the leader of the ascetics in the temple, Da Hong Pao, and possessed powerful martial arts. Although his IQ was lower than ordinary people, he could still think and react normally. Therefore, it could be said that Lin Dabao was not a real fool. It was just that his intelligence was relatively low.
1 answer
2024-12-24 19:20
Is Dabao really stupid or pretending to be stupid?
Dabao was portrayed as a character who played dumb in the TV series Joy of Life. Although his IQ was low and his reaction was slow, he could communicate normally. Da Bao's true identity was the illegitimate child of the Qing Emperor and the Eldest Princess. In order to protect his identity, he chose to play dumb. Although some people suspected that his IQ defect was a genetic problem caused by inbreeding, Da Bao was not really stupid. Both his mind and body were no different from a normal person. Therefore, Da Bao could be said to be pretending to be stupid.
1 answer
2025-01-04 04:44
Is Dabao really stupid or pretending to be stupid?
Da Bao was not really stupid. He was just playing dumb. His true identity was the illegitimate child of the Qing Emperor and the Eldest Princess. In order to protect his identity, he chose to play dumb. Although some people suspected that his IQ defect was a genetic problem caused by inbreeding, in fact, Da Bao was no different from a normal person in both mind and body. Therefore, it could be said that Da Bao was pretending to be stupid.
1 answer
2025-01-02 00:57
Is Dabao really stupid?
Dabao in Joy of Life wasn't really stupid. He was just playing dumb. Even though his IQ was slightly lower and his reaction was slightly slower, he could communicate with people normally. Da Bao's true identity was the illegitimate child of the Qing Emperor and the Eldest Princess. In order to protect his identity, he chose to play dumb.
1 answer
2024-12-17 09:38
Is Dabao really stupid?
Dabao in Joy of Life was not really stupid. Although his IQ was slightly lower and his thinking speed was relatively slow, he could communicate with people normally. Da Bao's true identity was the illegitimate child of the Qing Emperor and the Eldest Princess. He chose to play dumb to protect himself. Therefore, Da Bao in Joy of Life was not really a fool.
1 answer
2024-12-20 12:45
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