Can you share more funny control freak stories?
Sure. There was a control freak in a book club. She decided the order in which everyone should talk about the book. If someone interrupted or spoke out of turn, she would glare at them and make a big fuss. It was like she thought she was the only one who could manage the conversation properly.
At a community garden, there was a control freak gardener. He marked out exactly how much space each plant should take up. One day, a new gardener accidentally planted a flower a few inches outside of the allotted space. The control freak gardener spent the whole day trying to convince the new gardener to move it, going on and on about the 'garden plan'. It was really funny to watch his obsessive behavior over such a small area of soil.
In a dance class, there was a control freak student. She always tried to correct the teacher's choreography. She thought she knew better about the steps and the formations. Once, during a performance rehearsal, she actually stopped the whole class to show her 'improved' version of a step. The teacher was stunned at first but then just laughed at her over - the - top controlling nature.
Tell me some funny control freak stories.
One story is about a control freak roommate. He had a strict schedule for everything in the apartment. He color - coded the dishes and would get really mad if anyone put a blue plate where a green plate was supposed to go. It was funny because it was such a minor thing to be so controlling about.
Can you share some funny freak accident stories that happened at a party?
Sure. At a pool party, a man was trying to do a big cannonball jump into the pool. He misjudged the distance and instead of landing in the water, he hit the edge of the pool with his stomach. It made a huge splash but also left him with a big red mark. Everyone at the party was shocked at first and then burst into laughter.
Can you share some funny self - control stories?
Here's one. A student had a habit of checking his phone every few minutes. During an important exam, he felt the urge to look at his phone which was in his bag. But he knew it was against the rules and he had to control himself. He kept repeating in his head that he needed to focus on the exam. So he gripped his pen tightly and forced himself to keep his eyes on the paper. In the end, he did well in the exam thanks to his self - control.
Can you share some funny pest control stories?
I heard about a situation where a family had a squirrel problem in their attic. They called a pest control service. When the guy arrived, the squirrel peeked out of a hole as if it was curious. The pest control guy tried to coax it out with some nuts. Eventually, the squirrel came out, grabbed the nuts, and ran off, much to everyone's amusement. The family then decided to just wait and see if the squirrel would stay away on its own.
Can you share more funny stories?
Yes. There is a funny story about a woman who was at the zoo. She saw a llama and said, 'Look at that big dog!' Her friend had to explain that it was a llama. Also, a man was trying to be cool while skating and ended up skating right into a fountain. And a group of kids were playing hide - and - seek. One kid hid in a laundry basket and when his mom found him, she accidentally threw the whole basket into the washing machine with him still in it.
Can you share more funny 2018 stories?
Sure. There was a story about a cat that got its head stuck in a vase. It was chasing a little bug and jumped right into the vase. Its owner found it looking so silly with the vase on its head, and it took a while to get it off. It was really funny. The cat didn't seem too bothered though, just a bit confused.
Can you share some air traffic control funny stories?
Sure. There was one time when a pilot radioed in to air traffic control and said his plane was being chased by a large bird. The controller replied, 'Is it a superbird? Do you need backup?' Another time, a controller accidentally told a pilot to land on the wrong runway, but quickly corrected himself. The pilot joked, 'You almost sent me to the wrong party!'
Can you share some funny air traffic control stories?
Well, I heard of a situation where a new air traffic controller was on duty. A very experienced pilot, just to tease the newbie, started speaking in a made - up language on the radio. The controller was panicking until the pilot finally broke into laughter and said he was just joking. It was quite an amusing incident for everyone in the control room.
Can you share some more funny stories funny stories?
Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.
Can you share more 'birth control shot horror stories'?
Many women also complain about headaches. These aren't just mild headaches but can be severe migraines. One woman in my community got the birth control shot and started having migraines that were so bad she had to miss work and lie in a dark room. The migraines didn't go away until she stopped the birth control shot.