hilarious fat jokes

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

The following are some recommendations for funny variety novels: 1. [You Two Dimensional Players Really Know How to Play] Author: Big Dumb Dan. The novel was set in a game and described the protagonist's hilarious experience on a game variety show. 2. " Participating in a romance show, this young hunk is too down-to-earth." Author: It's not garlic but narcissus. This novel also used the game variety show as its theme and described the funny plot of the young hunk in the show. These novels were all based on game variety shows, bringing joy and laughter to the readers through humorous plots. They are suitable for readers who like games and jokes.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

Once there was a fat man who tried to fit into a small roller coaster seat. He managed to squeeze in but when the ride started, the safety bar couldn't close properly. The attendant had to run alongside the coaster for a bit, holding the bar down and yelling at him to hold on tight. It was quite a sight.

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

Yes. One story is about a boy named Pedro. Pedro always dreamed of flying. One day, he tied a lot of balloons to his body and jumped from a small hill. But instead of flying gracefully, he just tumbled down the hill. His friends were laughing and said, 'Pedro, hindi yan paraan para lumipad!' (Pedro, that's not the way to fly!).

😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope they can motivate you to lose weight! - " After I Bound to the King's Red Envelope Group, I Ascended." The main character had transmigrated to junior high school and was relatively fat. He gradually lost weight by playing games and participating in activities. - " Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm Going to Lose Weight." In order to pursue Prince Charming and become a young lady, the protagonist resolutely decided to lose weight. He successfully lost weight by analyzing his physique and persisting in fitness. - In " Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart," the protagonist began to lose weight because her husband disliked her for being fat. She successfully lost weight through exercise and healthy diet. - In " My Wife Has Superpowers," the protagonist started to lose weight due to his inferiority complex. He successfully lost weight through system binding and exercise. - In " Picking Up a Wild Mountain," the main character started to lose weight because he wanted to start a new life in his hometown and fight for hegemony in the other world. He successfully lost weight through hard farming and exercise. I hope you like these novels!😗~