harry potter hilarious jokes

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

Imagine a fanfic where Hagrid starts a baking club at Hogwarts. He tries to make giant cakes and cookies, but his recipes are a bit off. For example, he might accidentally use dragon eggs instead of chicken eggs, and the results are explosive. The students would be both terrified and amused by Hagrid's baking disasters.

Often, it's the way the authors play with the established characters. For example, they might give Hermione a new quirk like being really bad at a simple spell that she should be good at in the original books, just for the comical effect. This unexpected deviation from the norm is hilarious.

Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'

The following are some recommendations for funny variety novels: 1. [You Two Dimensional Players Really Know How to Play] Author: Big Dumb Dan. The novel was set in a game and described the protagonist's hilarious experience on a game variety show. 2. " Participating in a romance show, this young hunk is too down-to-earth." Author: It's not garlic but narcissus. This novel also used the game variety show as its theme and described the funny plot of the young hunk in the show. These novels were all based on game variety shows, bringing joy and laughter to the readers through humorous plots. They are suitable for readers who like games and jokes.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

The Harry Potter series is a classic fantasy novel series with many hilarious scenes. Here are some of them: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Harry studied magic at Hogwarts but found that he could not obtain the Sorcerer's Stone because it was cursed. Harry and his friends embark on an adventure to find the Sorcerer's Stone but are trapped by the Sorcerer's Curse. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Harry and his friends are locked in the Chamber of Secrets at Hogwarts School. They must find a way to escape. They tried everything, including Quidditch balls, magic spells, and clues. Finally, Harry and his friends found a mysterious door leading to a magical world. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry learns that his parents were killed by Sirius Black and goes to Hogwarts to look for clues. He met many new friends in the process, including Cho and Ron. In the end, Harry found his parents, but Sirius Black was still alive and became an ally of Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Harry and his friends are invited to the Goblet of Fire at Hogwarts. They had to find a magic item to win the game. They experienced many challenges and dangers, but in the end, they found the Goblet of Fire and successfully won the game. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Harry learns that Voldemort has been resurrected and goes to Hogwarts to seek help.

Sun Wukong pushed Tang Sanzang into the river. Tang Sanzang said,"I'm wet." Sun Wukong said that he was wet, so he was wet. It was all because he was lazy. Monk Sand asked Tang Sanzang,"Master, how do you feel after you die?" Tang Sanzang said,"If you're dead, then you're dead. What else can you feel?" 3 Bajie went to beg for food and met a monster. The monster said,"Bajie, change your appearance." Bajie said, I don't want to change. I like my original self. The monster said,"Then why didn't you change earlier?" 4. Monk Tang was taken away by a monster. Sun Wukong and Monk Sand went to save Monk Tang. Monk Sand said,"Master, let's tie the monster up with a rope and throw him into the sea." Tang Sanzang said,"Okay, then you go get the rope." Sun Wukong said,"Don't worry, I'll go sharpen a sharp axe." 5. Tang Sanzang was captured by a demon. Sun Wukong went to save Tang Sanzang, but Tang Sanzang was turned into a stone by the demon. Sun Wukong said,"So you are such a monster. No wonder I didn't warn you."

Sun Wukong felt that Monk Sand walked slowly, so he turned himself into a gust of wind and blew Monk Sand away. Monk Sand turned around to chase after him, but he found that he had been blown to Africa. 2. On the way to the Western Heaven, Tang Sanzang and his disciples took out Tang Sanzang's staff and ate it because they were hungry. As a result, the staff turned into a lamb. 3 Monk Sand said to Tang Sanzang,"Master, I saw a beautiful woman swimming in the river. Her head seemed to have sunk to the bottom." "Oh, then she must be eating Tang Sanzang's meat," said Tang Sanzang. In order to prove that he was not a monster, Sun Wukong went to the hotel for dinner. As a result, he took out the Jingu Bang and turned all the dishes on the menu into the shape of the Jingu Bang. In order to lose weight, Monk Sand decided to walk to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, so he began his long journey. Later, he heard that if he walked fast, he could find water in the desert, so he quickened his pace and ran to Russia.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.