Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.
There was a man who was obsessed with eating clocks. When people asked him why, he said it was very time - consuming. This joke combines an absurd situation of a person eating clocks with a clever play on words. It's unexpected and that's what makes it funny.
Richard Pryor had a story where he was trying to do a bit about a wild animal encounter. He started acting out the story in such a vivid and over - the - top way that the audience was in stitches. His ability to use his body language and facial expressions to tell a story made it one of the most memorable comedic moments.
Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'
There was this great Joker story where he decided to put on a show in the middle of the park. He did all these wacky magic tricks that went horribly wrong but in the most entertaining way. For example, he made a pigeon disappear but then it showed up on his head. It had everyone in stitches.
One of the best cancelled wedding stories I heard was when the groom got cold feet at the last minute. He was standing at the altar, and as the bride was walking down the aisle, he just blurted out 'I can't do this!' and ran out of the church. Turns out he realized he wasn't ready for the commitment, and everyone was left in shock.
Here's one. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says, 'I'm going to the doctor. I'm not feeling well.' Murphy asks, 'What's wrong?' Paddy says, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I get a dizzy spell and see spots in front of my eyes.' Murphy says, 'Well, you'd better hurry up then or they'll be all painted over.'
Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"
A well - known April Fool's prank was when a radio station announced that there was a new law requiring people to walk backwards on April 1st. They had callers sharing their experiences of trying it, and some people actually believed it and were out there walking backwards. It was a very creative and humorous prank.
One Florida Man on his birthday decided to have a pool party with his alligator friends. He actually trained them to play gentle games like fetch in the pool. It was quite a sight as the alligators would swim back with the toys in their mouths, much to the amazement of the guests.
One great April Fools' story is when a company announced they were changing the color of their famous product logo. People were shocked and started talking about it everywhere. But then it turned out to be a prank. Another is a news station that reported that gravity was going to be reversed for a day. It had everyone freaking out for a moment until they realized it was April 1st.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.