hilarious funny jokes

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

Yes. One story is about a boy named Pedro. Pedro always dreamed of flying. One day, he tied a lot of balloons to his body and jumped from a small hill. But instead of flying gracefully, he just tumbled down the hill. His friends were laughing and said, 'Pedro, hindi yan paraan para lumipad!' (Pedro, that's not the way to fly!).

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Joke: Why did the apartment go to the doctor? Because it had too many drafts (draughts).

Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.

The following are some recommendations for funny variety novels: 1. [You Two Dimensional Players Really Know How to Play] Author: Big Dumb Dan. The novel was set in a game and described the protagonist's hilarious experience on a game variety show. 2. " Participating in a romance show, this young hunk is too down-to-earth." Author: It's not garlic but narcissus. This novel also used the game variety show as its theme and described the funny plot of the young hunk in the show. These novels were all based on game variety shows, bringing joy and laughter to the readers through humorous plots. They are suitable for readers who like games and jokes.