hilarious jokes and riddles

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.

Collect hilarious jokes: One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?" The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function." The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?" The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function." The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?" The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?" The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions." So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. Funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure! Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. For a riddle, what has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. And here's a short story. There was a little mouse who was always afraid of the big cat in the house. One day, it decided to be brave and left a tiny piece of cheese outside the cat's bed. When the cat woke up, it was so confused. The mouse watched from afar and laughed, feeling very clever.

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A piano. Funny story: A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'

The main characters are Batman, who is the Dark Knight trying to keep Gotham safe. Then there's the Joker, the chaotic and unpredictable villain known for his maniacal laughter and cruel pranks. And the Riddler, who loves to leave riddles and puzzles as part of his criminal activities. These three characters are at the heart of the story in 'batman the war of jokes and riddles graphic novel'.

You can find them in joke books. There are many collections available in bookstores or libraries. They are filled with all kinds of jokes, from knock - knock jokes to long - form humorous stories. For riddles, you can also search online. There are websites dedicated to riddles where you can browse different types based on difficulty level. As for funny stories, listening to stand - up comedians can be a great source. You can find their shows on streaming platforms or YouTube. They often tell hilarious real - life or made - up stories that will make you laugh.

Sure! Here's a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A riddle for you: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Fire). And a funny story. A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'Johnny, what is your problem?' Johnny replied, 'I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!' The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided to test Johnny. He asked Johnny some questions and Johnny aced them all. The principal told the teacher to put Johnny in the third grade immediately. The teacher said to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions first.' The principal and Johnny both agreed. The teacher asked, 'What is 3 x 3?' Johnny answered, '9'. The teacher asked, 'What is 6 x 6?' Johnny answered, '36'. And so on. After asking several questions, the teacher finally asked, 'What is the capital of Arkansas?' Johnny was stumped. He thought for a while and finally said, 'I don't know.' The teacher turned to the principal and said, 'I think he should stay in the first grade for a while.'

I have two riddle-solving and hilarious variety novels that I can recommend to you. The first book was " Unlimited variety show ", written by Light Cloud. It told the story of the female lead, Xu Jia, and her childhood friend, Qi Yuan, participating in the " Unlimited variety show " game together and finally winning the competition. The second book was " Unusual Breakthrough ", a sci-fi space-time travel novel. These novels were all based on riddle-solving and variety shows, bringing joy and a relaxing reading experience to the readers.

The main plot involves a war between the Joker and the Riddler in Gotham. They engage in a brutal battle that Batman has to navigate through.