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One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?"
The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function."
The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?"
The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function."
The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?"
The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions."
The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?"
The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions."
So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"
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2024-09-22 15:06
What are some funny cartoon jokes and retirement quotes?
One retirement quote is 'I'm retiring from the rat race to enjoy the human race.' As for a cartoon joke, imagine this: 'Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!'
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2025-03-30 16:09
What are some hilarious cartoon jokes?
Well, one could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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2025-06-07 09:38
What are some of the most hilarious funny retirement stories?
There's a story of a man who retired from a construction job. He had always been known for his practical jokes on the site. On his retirement, he set up a fake 'construction accident' scene outside the office. His colleagues were horrified at first until they saw him jump out and yell 'Surprise! I'm retired!'. It was a hilarious end to his career.
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2024-11-29 15:37
Can you share some funny retirement jokes and short stories?
Joke: A retiree was asked why he always carried a spoon in his pocket. He said, 'Well, you never know when you might come across some free ice cream!'
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2024-11-10 03:40
Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes and Funny Anecdotes
Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.
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2024-10-26 20:35
Games, jokes, hilarious, variety novels, recommendations
The following are some recommendations for funny variety novels:
1. [You Two Dimensional Players Really Know How to Play] Author: Big Dumb Dan. The novel was set in a game and described the protagonist's hilarious experience on a game variety show.
2. " Participating in a romance show, this young hunk is too down-to-earth." Author: It's not garlic but narcissus. This novel also used the game variety show as its theme and described the funny plot of the young hunk in the show.
These novels were all set in game variety shows, bringing joy and laughter to the readers through humorous plots. They are suitable for readers who like games and jokes.
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2024-12-27 21:34
Telugu Funny Jokes Stories: Share some hilarious Telugu jokes or stories.
Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'
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2024-12-07 18:05
Best Jokes with a Story: Share Some Hilarious Ones
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.
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2024-10-27 15:38
What kind of animal cartoon jokes are the most hilarious?
I think the ones with funny expressions and unexpected situations involving cats and dogs are often the funniest.
3 answers
2025-05-05 00:39
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