Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here's another. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. This joke plays on the double meaning of 'lost interest', as in both losing the feeling of being interested and losing money in interest in the banking context.
One more. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This is a play on words as 'make up' can mean both to compose and to be untruthful.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is a short joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, have you rung?' The man replies, 'No, I'm still a little ding.' For a more detailed joke, there was a cowboy who rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How? His horse was named Friday.
Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. They work better.
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.