Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender says, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' This joke story plays on the double meaning of 'big pause' and the idea of a bear being clumsy with language which makes it quite humorous.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.