Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.
Yes. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked the students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Johnny said, 'My dad told me to stay away from uncle Ted 'cause he's contagious.' The teacher said, 'No, that's not correct. You can't use it like that. Can anyone else try?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'The flu is contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, Suzy.' Johnny said, 'Well, what did Suzy tell you? I told you uncle Ted had the flu!'
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's a simple yet humorous short story for a joke of the day.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.
Sure. There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a Hindi villager who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When he saw a fat man enter it and then a thin man come out, he ran back to his village shouting, 'The city has magic boxes that make people thin!'
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who couldn't fall asleep. So it counted sheep. But the sheep were very naughty. They kept doing somersaults instead of just jumping over the fence. The rabbit got so frustrated that it said, 'If you don't jump properly, I'll count wolves instead!' And suddenly all the sheep lined up neatly and jumped over the fence. The rabbit finally fell asleep with a smile.