Here is a short joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, have you rung?' The man replies, 'No, I'm still a little ding.' For a more detailed joke, there was a cowboy who rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How? His horse was named Friday.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. They work better.
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.
A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.