What are some of the best drunk stories you've heard?
There was this girl who got drunk at a party. She decided she was a famous singer and started performing on the coffee table. She was singing at the top of her lungs, completely out of tune, but everyone was having a great time just watching her. It was a really hilarious drunk story.
One of the best drunk stories I've heard was about a guy who thought he could talk to the moon. He climbed onto his roof while drunk and started having a full - on conversation with what he believed was the moon. His friends were trying so hard not to laugh and get him down safely.
What are some of the best drunk hookup stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple who met at a wine tasting event. They both got a bit tipsy and started sharing their dreams and fears. They realized they were really attracted to each other's personalities. They ended up getting married a year later.
What are some of the funniest best blackout drunk stories you've heard?
I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.
What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some of the funniest drunk boyfriend stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.
What are some really funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.
What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?
In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.
What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?
A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.
What are some of the most hilarious drunk wife stories you've heard?
I heard about a wife who got drunk and tried to climb a tree in her backyard, thinking she was a cat. She got halfway up and then realized she didn't know how to get down. Her husband had to rescue her while she meowed all the way.
What are the funniest banging drunk mom stories you've heard?
A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.