What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some really funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.
What are the most memorable drunk funny stories you've heard?
A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.
What are some of the most hilarious funny girl drunk stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk during a girls' night out. She was convinced that she could speak fluent French all of a sudden. So she started babbling in what she thought was French, but it was just a bunch of made - up words. Her friends couldn't stop laughing as she continued to carry on a 'conversation' with a bewildered French tourist.
What are some of the best drunk stories you've heard?
One of the best drunk stories I've heard was about a guy who thought he could talk to the moon. He climbed onto his roof while drunk and started having a full - on conversation with what he believed was the moon. His friends were trying so hard not to laugh and get him down safely.
What are the most memorable funny drunk college stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of drunk students who mistook a campus statue for a real person and started having a conversation with it. They were asking it all sorts of questions and even offered it a drink. It was hilarious to watch from afar.
What are the most memorable crazy funny drunk stories you've heard?
A friend once told me about a drunk person who thought a lamppost was a dance partner. They were twirling around it and trying to do ballroom dance moves. It was quite a sight. People were just standing there watching and cracking up.
What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.
What are some of the best drunk hookup stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple who met at a wine tasting event. They both got a bit tipsy and started sharing their dreams and fears. They realized they were really attracted to each other's personalities. They ended up getting married a year later.
What are some of the funniest drunk boyfriend stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?
In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.