What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some really funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.
What are the most memorable drunk funny stories you've heard?
A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.
What are some of the most hilarious funny girl drunk stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk during a girls' night out. She was convinced that she could speak fluent French all of a sudden. So she started babbling in what she thought was French, but it was just a bunch of made - up words. Her friends couldn't stop laughing as she continued to carry on a 'conversation' with a bewildered French tourist.
What are the most memorable crazy funny drunk stories you've heard?
A friend once told me about a drunk person who thought a lamppost was a dance partner. They were twirling around it and trying to do ballroom dance moves. It was quite a sight. People were just standing there watching and cracking up.
What are the most memorable funny drunk texting stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.
What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?
In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.
What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?
A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.
Can you share a really funny drunk story you've heard?
Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the most hilarious drunk wife stories you've heard?
I heard about a wife who got drunk and tried to climb a tree in her backyard, thinking she was a cat. She got halfway up and then realized she didn't know how to get down. Her husband had to rescue her while she meowed all the way.
What are some funny selfish stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.