What are the funniest banging drunk mom stories you've heard?
I knew a mom who got drunk at a wedding. She thought the wedding cake was a giant pillow and tried to lie down on it. The bride and groom were shocked at first, but then they just found it really funny. The mom didn't realize what she had done until she saw the pictures the next day and she was so embarrassed.
A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.
What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?
A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.
What are some of the funniest drunk boyfriend stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?
In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.
What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.
What are some of the funniest mom stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a mom accidentally put her phone in the freezer instead of the fridge while looking for a cold drink. She was so confused when she couldn't find it later. It was really funny.
What are some of the funniest best blackout drunk stories you've heard?
I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.
What are some of the funniest mom jean stories you've heard?
A lady was wearing mom jeans and tried to do some yoga in them. The tightness around the hips and the looseness at the ankles made her look like a pretzel gone wrong. Everyone in the class couldn't stop giggling.
What are the funniest sleep - deprived mom stories you've heard?
I heard of a mom who was so sleep - deprived that she mistook the dog's bed for her own. She curled up in it and started to doze off until the dog came and licked her face. She woke up completely disoriented and couldn't stop laughing at herself. Also, another mom thought she was driving to work but actually drove to the grocery store she used to work at years ago when she was half - asleep.
Share some banging drunk mom stories.
One story could be about a mom who got really drunk at a family reunion. She started singing old disco songs at the top of her lungs and tried to teach everyone these really out - of - date dance moves. It was embarrassing at first, but then everyone just started laughing and joined in.
What are some of the funniest stay at home mom stories you've heard?
I heard about a stay - at - home mom who was doing arts and crafts with her kids. They were making paper airplanes. Well, one of the kids threw an airplane and it landed right in the bowl of glue. The mom couldn't stop laughing. Then there was a mom who was vacuuming the house. Her little girl thought it was a monster and started chasing it around with a toy sword, yelling 'I'll defeat you!'. Also, a mom tried to bake cookies with her kids. But they added way too much sugar and the cookies came out looking like little blobs but tasted really sweet.