What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?

2024-11-25 01:39

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2024-11-25 01:51

In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.

What are some of the funniest bar stories you've heard?

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2024-11-23 19:11

There was a bar where they had a costume night. One guy came dressed as a giant hot dog. He was dancing around and having a great time. But then he accidentally tripped over his own 'bun' and fell flat on his face. All the people in the bar couldn't stop laughing.

What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?

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2024-11-19 05:21

A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.

What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?

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2024-11-17 01:55

Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.

What are the funniest banging drunk mom stories you've heard?

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2024-11-09 23:07

A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.

What are some of the funniest firefighters stories you've heard?

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2024-11-26 14:27

I heard a story where firefighters were called to a building that had a lot of smoke. When they got there, they found out it was just a malfunctioning fog machine for a party. The party - goers were all embarrassed, and the firefighters had a good laugh about it. They then helped the hosts fix the machine so the party could continue safely.

What are some of the funniest programmer stories you've heard?

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2024-11-26 11:31

Well, there's this story about a programmer who tried to fix a bug by adding more and more code until the program became a huge mess. Eventually, he realized that all he needed to do was change a single line in the original code. It was like he took a long detour just to come back to the simplest solution.

What are some of the funniest dog stories you've heard?

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2024-11-25 21:14

A dog once stole a pair of socks from the laundry. He ran around the yard with the socks in his mouth, looking like he had just won a great prize. His owner chased him, but he just thought it was a game and kept running in circles.

What are some of the funniest camping stories you've heard?

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2024-11-25 08:07

A group of campers tried to pitch their tent in the dark. They ended up with it all lopsided and half - falling down. It was really funny when they woke up in the morning surrounded by their mess.

What are some of the funniest Staffy stories you've heard?

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2024-11-25 05:11

A friend of mine has a Staffy that loves to ride in the car. But every time they pass a certain mailbox, the Staffy barks like crazy. It's become a running joke in their family.

What are some of the funniest eye stories you've heard?

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2024-11-24 18:50

A man accidentally got a fake eyelash stuck in his eye while trying to put it on his wife as a joke. He was running around the house with one eye closed, yelling for help. It was so funny.