What are some of the funniest best blackout drunk stories you've heard?
There was a girl who got blackout drunk at a college party. She ended up climbing onto the roof and singing at the top of her lungs. When she sobered up, she had no idea how she got up there or why she was singing. Her friends had pictures to prove it all and they still tease her about it.
I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.
What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.
What are some of the best blackout stories you've heard?
A friend told me about a blackout when he was on a camping trip. They had to rely on their camping skills completely. They cooked food over a fire and told spooky stories. It was a really immersive experience in nature.
What are some of the funniest drunk boyfriend stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?
In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.
What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?
A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.
What are the funniest banging drunk mom stories you've heard?
A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.
What are some of the best drunk stories you've heard?
One of the best drunk stories I've heard was about a guy who thought he could talk to the moon. He climbed onto his roof while drunk and started having a full - on conversation with what he believed was the moon. His friends were trying so hard not to laugh and get him down safely.
What are some of the funniest best friend stories you've heard?
There were two best friends who thought it would be a great idea to prank their neighbors by putting a fake snake in their mailbox. But when they went to check on it later, they found that the neighbor had put a fake mouse in the mailbox in return. They were so shocked and then they all had a good laugh about it.
What are some of the best drunk hookup stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple who met at a wine tasting event. They both got a bit tipsy and started sharing their dreams and fears. They realized they were really attracted to each other's personalities. They ended up getting married a year later.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.