What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?
A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.
My cousin got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the wedding cake for a pillow and tried to lie down on it. The look on the bride's face was priceless. There was frosting all over his clothes, and we had to drag him away before he did more damage.
At a college party, there was a guy who was so drunk that he thought he was in a different country. He started speaking gibberish, claiming it was a foreign language. He even tried to haggle with the bartender for a drink, thinking it was a local market. It was really funny to watch.
What are some of the funniest drunk boyfriend stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?
In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.
What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.
What are the funniest banging drunk mom stories you've heard?
A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.
What are some of the funniest best blackout drunk stories you've heard?
I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.
What are some of the funniest crazy ex - girlfriend stories you've heard?
There was an ex - girlfriend who, in an attempt to win her ex back, sent him a singing telegram every day for a month. But she had a really bad singing voice. The poor guy was both embarrassed and amused at the same time. All his neighbors knew about it and would gather to watch the spectacle each day.
What are the most memorable crazy funny drunk stories you've heard?
A friend once told me about a drunk person who thought a lamppost was a dance partner. They were twirling around it and trying to do ballroom dance moves. It was quite a sight. People were just standing there watching and cracking up.
What are the funniest logger stories you've heard?
A funny logger story is about a young logger who was learning the ropes. He tried to climb a tree to cut off some branches. But he got his pants caught on a branch on the way up and was left hanging there, looking like a flag. His fellow loggers couldn't stop laughing. He learned his lesson about proper climbing gear and techniques after that embarrassing incident.
What are the funniest patient stories you've heard?
There was a man who thought he had a serious eye problem. He said he saw strange shapes all the time. Turns out he had just been wearing his glasses with the wrong prescription for weeks without realizing it.
What are the funniest For Honor stories you've heard?
I heard of a For Honor match where the whole team coordinated a really complex strategy. But when they executed it, everything went wrong. One player went the wrong way, another got stuck between two objects in the game. It was like a comedy of errors. Instead of being disappointed, they all found it hilarious and started sharing the story with others. This shows that even in a competitive game like For Honor, funny things can happen. And these stories are what make the gaming experience more enjoyable and memorable.