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Emergency Marriage
Author: Yuli_F_Riyadi
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EMERGENCY MARRIAGE 2 : On My Heart Bisa dibaca di akun Ice_Coffe Cerita berlanjut di sana. Thanks my lovely readers. ___________________ Bagaimana jika kamu terpaksa harus menikah untuk menggantikan kakakmu yang kabur pas di hari pernikahannya? Rea (21 tahun) terpaksa menggantikan Reni -kakaknya, untuk menikah dengan seorang pria yang dia sendiri belum pernah melihatnya. Untuk menyelamatkan nama baik keluarga, dia menyetujui pernikahan tersebut. Aksara Satria Wijaya (28 tahun) yang sejatinya terpaksa menikah demi hak milik kekayaan sang Kakek jatuh di tangannya pun tidak tahu, kalau sebenarnya mempelai putri telah diganti. Mungkinkah dalam pernikahan mereka akan tumbuh benih cinta, atau malah karam di tengah jalan mengingat banyaknya wanita di sekeliling Satria?

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Emergency Marriage 2 : On My Heart

MATURE 18+ (Bijaklah dalam memilih bacaan) Akankah cinta pasangan Satria-Rea yang penuh lika-liku abadi? Rea selalu suka cara lelaki itu memuja tubuhnya. Memabukan. Dari dulu, selama enam belas tahun pernikahan, Satria tidak pernah membuatnya merasa kecewa dalam urusan ranjang. Performa dan primanya selalu membuatnya kewalahan. Seperti saat ini, dia seolah diajaknya terbang tinggi melintasi awan. Satria itu the real hot daddy now. Tubuh kekar lelaki itu merebah di sisi Rea, dengan napas yang memburu. Setelah berhasil menetralisir napasnya, tangannya terulur merapikan rambut Rea yang berantakan, dan beberapa kali mengecupnya sayang. "Kamu tetap saja hebat," bisiknya. Mata Rea yang terpejam sontak terbuka, tangannya menarik ujung selimut, menutup tubuhnya yang masih polos. Jujur, seharian ini dia sangat lelah. Rasa kantuknya saat ini sudah tidak tertahankan lagi. Rea menyurukan kepalanya ke dalam pelukan Satria, lantas matanya memejam kembali. ______________ Halo Gaes, ini akun baruku ya. Dan aku memutuskan memindahkan Emergency Marriage vol 2 di akun baru ini. Sebenarnya di EM 1 vol dua udah up beberapa bab. Namun, akan aku Repost bertahap di sini sebelum lanjut. Jadi, jangan heran ya kalau aku ulang di sini dari bab awal vol 2. Akun Ice Coffe dan Yuli F Riyadi anggap aja sama. Oke, udah dulu ya gaes. Happy reading! Emergency Marriage 1 ada di akun webnovel Yuli_F_Riyadi

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Share some funny emergency shit stories.
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2024-11-13 03:27
One time, my friend had an emergency when his dog ate his homework right before he was about to submit it. He ran around the house trying to find any scraps left, and the dog just sat there looking innocent. It was so funny seeing him all panicked.
Tell me a funny emergency shit story related to travel.
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2024-11-13 03:52
I was on a flight once, and the person next to me suddenly realized they left their passport at the airport lounge. The panic on their face was hilarious as they tried to get the flight attendant's attention. Luckily, they managed to get it back in time.
Tell me some funny shit stories.
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2024-11-15 16:54
Once there was a dog who chased his own tail so vigorously that he ended up spinning in circles until he got dizzy and fell over. It was really hilarious.
Can you share more funny shit stories?
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2024-11-15 22:07
Sure. There was a time when a man was trying to park his car in a very tight spot. He went forward and backward so many times that in the end, he parked half on the sidewalk. It was quite a sight and very funny.
Share some true funny emergency room stories.
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2024-11-25 20:34
A woman rushed into the emergency room holding a pot. She said a spider had jumped into it while she was cooking. She was so scared that she ran all the way to the ER with the pot. The nurses had a good laugh when they saw there was just a tiny harmless spider in it.
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