funny accident and emergency stories

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"

RedSonia · Urban

Married to the Billionaire CEO by Accident

To escape the reach of her parasite family, Su Qiqi was forced to embark on a path of blind dates. She thought she would settle for an ordinary man, never expecting her husband to be a lucky charm for her. What's even more unexpected was her husband turned out to be a billionaire CEO. Su Qiqi was furious that she had been deceived. She asked, "Can this marriage be annulled?" Jin Muchen, the arrogant CEO of the Jin family, replied, "The Jin family has never had a divorce, only widows." Su Qiqi said, "Mr. Jin, you ruined your reputation."

Fei Xi · Urban

Emergency Marriage 2 : On My Heart

MATURE 18+ (Bijaklah dalam memilih bacaan) Akankah cinta pasangan Satria-Rea yang penuh lika-liku abadi? Rea selalu suka cara lelaki itu memuja tubuhnya. Memabukan. Dari dulu, selama enam belas tahun pernikahan, Satria tidak pernah membuatnya merasa kecewa dalam urusan ranjang. Performa dan primanya selalu membuatnya kewalahan. Seperti saat ini, dia seolah diajaknya terbang tinggi melintasi awan. Satria itu the real hot daddy now. Tubuh kekar lelaki itu merebah di sisi Rea, dengan napas yang memburu. Setelah berhasil menetralisir napasnya, tangannya terulur merapikan rambut Rea yang berantakan, dan beberapa kali mengecupnya sayang. "Kamu tetap saja hebat," bisiknya. Mata Rea yang terpejam sontak terbuka, tangannya menarik ujung selimut, menutup tubuhnya yang masih polos. Jujur, seharian ini dia sangat lelah. Rasa kantuknya saat ini sudah tidak tertahankan lagi. Rea menyurukan kepalanya ke dalam pelukan Satria, lantas matanya memejam kembali. ______________ Halo Gaes, ini akun baruku ya. Dan aku memutuskan memindahkan Emergency Marriage vol 2 di akun baru ini. Sebenarnya di EM 1 vol dua udah up beberapa bab. Namun, akan aku Repost bertahap di sini sebelum lanjut. Jadi, jangan heran ya kalau aku ulang di sini dari bab awal vol 2. Akun Ice Coffe dan Yuli F Riyadi anggap aja sama. Oke, udah dulu ya gaes. Happy reading! Emergency Marriage 1 ada di akun webnovel Yuli_F_Riyadi

Ice_Coffe · Urban

Emergency Marriage

EMERGENCY MARRIAGE 2 : On My Heart Bisa dibaca di akun Ice_Coffe Cerita berlanjut di sana. Thanks my lovely readers. ___________________ Bagaimana jika kamu terpaksa harus menikah untuk menggantikan kakakmu yang kabur pas di hari pernikahannya? Rea (21 tahun) terpaksa menggantikan Reni -kakaknya, untuk menikah dengan seorang pria yang dia sendiri belum pernah melihatnya. Untuk menyelamatkan nama baik keluarga, dia menyetujui pernikahan tersebut. Aksara Satria Wijaya (28 tahun) yang sejatinya terpaksa menikah demi hak milik kekayaan sang Kakek jatuh di tangannya pun tidak tahu, kalau sebenarnya mempelai putri telah diganti. Mungkinkah dalam pernikahan mereka akan tumbuh benih cinta, atau malah karam di tengah jalan mengingat banyaknya wanita di sekeliling Satria?

Yuli_F_Riyadi · Urban

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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

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