Tell me some funny shit stories.
Once there was a dog who chased his own tail so vigorously that he ended up spinning in circles until he got dizzy and fell over. It was really hilarious.
Tell me some Horror Shit Stories.
Another horror shit story is about a doll. A little girl found an old, dusty doll in an antique store. She begged her parents to buy it for her. Once she brought it home, strange things started to happen. The doll would move on its own at night. It would be in different places in the morning. The girl started having visions of a little girl who looked just like the doll, but with a very sinister expression. The girl became sick and the family tried to get rid of the doll, but it always seemed to find its way back to the house.
Tell me a funny emergency shit story related to travel.
I was on a flight once, and the person next to me suddenly realized they left their passport at the airport lounge. The panic on their face was hilarious as they tried to get the flight attendant's attention. Luckily, they managed to get it back in time.
Share some funny emergency shit stories.
One time, my friend had an emergency when his dog ate his homework right before he was about to submit it. He ran around the house trying to find any scraps left, and the dog just sat there looking innocent. It was so funny seeing him all panicked.
Tell me some 'Shit Your Pants Scary Stories'.
One 'Shit Your Pants Scary Story' could be about a haunted house. A family moves into an old, dilapidated mansion. At night, they start hearing strange scratching noises on the walls. Then, they see shadowy figures moving in the hallways. The children's toys start moving on their own, and the family feels a cold presence everywhere. They try to leave, but the doors seem to be locked from the inside, trapping them with the unknown terrors.
Tell me some stories from 'mommies little shit eater stories'.
Well, without more information about 'mommies little shit eater stories', we can only guess. It could potentially be about a child with an eating disorder and how the mommy tries to help. Or perhaps it's just a humorous name for stories about kids' eating adventures, like a little one who tries to eat everything with their hands instead of using utensils and the mommy's attempts to teach proper table manners.
Tell me about 'the shit family story'.
I'm not sure which specific 'the shit family story' you are referring to. There could be many fictional or personal family stories with such an odd name. It could be a made - up story in a local community or something unique created by an individual.
Can you share more funny shit stories?
Sure. There was a time when a man was trying to park his car in a very tight spot. He went forward and backward so many times that in the end, he parked half on the sidewalk. It was quite a sight and very funny.
Tell me some funny 2020 stories.
One funny 2020 story was about all the creative ways people found to exercise at home during lockdown. There were videos of people doing yoga with their pets or trying to do home workouts while their kids climbed all over them. It was really hilarious to see how people adapted.
Tell me some funny stories.
Once upon a time, there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around, getting dizzier by the minute. When it finally caught its tail, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to succeed. Another funny story is about a little boy who put his pants on backwards and went to school like that. All his classmates couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
Tell me some a funny stories.
Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, looking so confused and silly. Eventually, it just lay down and stared at its tail as if to say, 'I give up!' It was really hilarious.