Funny Jokes That Will Make You Cry Novels & Books - WebNovel

Novels904

Popular

#SYSTEM #ACADEMY #ANOTHERWORLD
Blacksmith: You Are Making Mjolnir For The Forging Exam?
# blacksmith # forging In a parallel world, everyone awakened to weapon talents. They used divine weapons to battle against ferocious creatures. Hence, the Forgemaster job class was born and was held in high esteem. Wu Mo transmigrated to this world and became a student of the top academy, Divine Arms Academy. The end-of-semester practical exam was in three days. Students were required to forge a divine weapon on the spot. However, he was not prepared at all! Fortunately, he awakened a system which allowed him to see the blueprints of all mythical weapons. [Mjolnir] [Divine Bow of the Winter God] [Eternal Spear] [Shield of Zeus] … Since he was a blacksmith, he decided to create a hammer for himself first. On the day of the end-of-semester exam, the whole world was astonished! An examiner exclaimed, “We asked you to submit your assignment and you are submitting Mjolnir?”
Absolute World's Best Sword · Fantasy
3.3
Was it you that night?
On the eve of their wedding, Yan Changsheng brought back a girl and publicly called off the marriage. Only then did Shen Qinghe realize that Yan Changsheng was the crazy male lead from a book, and the girl was the irresistible female protagonist. As for her, she was just early cannon fodder fated to die, and her elder sister was the malevolent female supporting character whom everyone wanted to beat up. Tsk, the plot is just freaking ridiculous! After awakening, Shen Qinghe busied herself with cultivation, protecting her elder sister. Yet, unknowingly seizing the female protagonist's luck, she attracted several crazy male leads, each of them forcibly taking what they wanted from her. She thought Dongfang Wuya was relatively normal, but who knew he was crazier, actually seizing the position of Heavenly Emperor and then forcibly marrying her to become the Heavenly Empress! ** As the high and mighty belle of the cultivation world, Dongfang Wuya had countless admirers and fans. Yet he was devoted to cultivation, treating love as if it were dirt. Initially thinking Shen Qinghe was deeply in love with him, he sternly advised her, "Focus on your cultivation, do not get distracted by romantic entanglements!" Later, irked by her dedication to cultivation, he pressed her into his arms and kissed her, seductively coaxing with a playful smile, "Be my Daoist companion, and I'll aid you in cultivation, hmm?" [Asura Field, Cremation Ground, Male Rivalry, Su Wen]
Ten million · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#ACTION #ROMANCE #R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #DARK #SUPERPOWERS #VAMPIRE
You Will Only Be Mine
A normal high school boy with nothing much happening in his life except for...life. Every new day was the same as the one before but he doesn't really care much about it. He thought of himself as a normal high school-going boy with no clear future. Lazy, sarcastic, but kind of intelligent, he was living a normal life. Though fate had different plans for him as he met a girl who he did and did not know. The school princess was the first thing he saw when he woke up in his bed caressing his head. To any other boy in his situation, it would be pure bliss but he was worried. Why? Since she was in his house which he had locked before going to sleep. Little did he know that the girl was more than what she showed and was about to turn his entire life upside down. How will he tackle this situation? No one knows that.
The_unknown_guy · Fantasy
4.4
#BETRAYAL #BEAUTY #KPOP #YANDERE-BK #SHOWBIZ
Let Me Make You a Star
Lee Hyun, the man once known as the 'Midas of music'. He got thrown out of his agency and his wife betrayed him. He lost everything and there was no hope left for him, but life gave him another chance to redeem himself. He found himself in 2010. The time when the entertainment industry has just started to get popular all over the world. With his knowledge of the future and his composing skills, Lee Hyun decided to make a mark in the entertainment industry. This time, he would become the 'God of Entertainment'. *On hiatus, due to exams. * * * *This novel is based in Korea. So, the names of the characters would be in Korean. If you like K-pop, then you would like this novel. If you can, please share it. Join the server: https://discord.gg/F9xfJWv Contact me on discord: Killerbee#4748 Note: This novel is also posted on scribble hub and Royal road. Release schedule: 2-3 chapters per day
Killerbee · Realistic
4.4
#R18 #DARK #WEREWOLF #NONHUMAN #POSSESSIVE #POWERFULCOUPLE #FASTPACED #SWEET #THESTRONGACTINGWEAK #FORBIDDENLOVE
I will Love You Forever
MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. We are married and belong to each other but how come I don't remember being married at all? Ayla, a beautiful girl from Salem village losses her mind when her stepmother sells her to an old ugly man, Mr Parker but following a series of massacres in the village, on the day she is supposed to be given to Mr Parker, The monstrous werewolf, Gerard Jarek claims that he would only stop the attack as long as she is given to him as his wife. What would Ayla do to escape the clutches of this beast? Would she accept him as her husband or find another way. Is she as innocent as everyone thinks or is she a badass girl with an innocent face? New book here. Do well to vote and enjoy. PS, This book cover isn't mine shout out to the owner.
May_lion · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #TRAGEDY #REVENGE #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #DRAMATIC #FIRSTLOVE #SWEET #BUSINESSWOMAN
MAKE YOU MINE
Lyrical Fernando, a sweet and simple girl who was very good at taking care of people, which is one of the gifts that was passed on to her from her mother, apart from her beautiful yet pale face, cute nose, and golden brown hair. She came to the city to live with her aunt after her mother passed away and grew up with her cousin brother, who was overprotective of her but still was the best brother Lyrical could ever ask for. Melody Peters was born into a rich businessman family. However, her parents never loved her. They always loved and adored her two elder brothers, totally ignoring her. She grew up feeling like she is worthless and life always made her feel she is right in this case. After her parents sent her away and never looked back at her, she started building a life on her own, where she met various kinds of people who cannot be called a good company. For better career opportunities, Lyrical landed a job in Knack Dreamz as an assistant to Melody, who instantly took a liking to her. Melody tries her best to keep Lyrical with her all the time, even though she knows Lyrical is not into girls. On the other hand, Lyrical can't help but get drawn towards Melody, dream about them together. Even though Lyrical is sure that she is very much straight and will never fall for Melody. She is ready to explore the possibility of being with her, even if it's just for sex. But little did Lyrical know, this was not the first time she has met her boss, also that Melody was hiding a big secret that could break her heart. While they both are trying to figure out their feelings for each other and how to deal with it, there is a danger waiting to pounce at any given opportunity, which could destroy their lives. What will happen when they come face-to-face with this danger? When both have to confront their fears, reveal their secrets and what will be the consequences.? Read to find out! xxxxxxx Hi Guys! Thank you for choosing to read my book. Your comments and feedbacks are welcome and appreciated. I really hope you like my writing. Just a small warning This story is intended for mature audiences. If you have homophobia, issues with sexual content, explicit language.. this book is definitely not for you. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and events are the author's imagination. Any resemblance to an actual person or actual events is purely coincidental. A/N: Cover photo is not my creation, all rights belong to the owner.
NiveditaC · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
#BETRAYAL #REVENGE #ABUSIVELOVE
Will You Remember Then?
Allyza lifted her eyes to Hayri, her fiance who stood beside her on the deck. He looked back at her with those tender eyes, filled with so much love and admiration for her. Little did he know, that the woman he loved and adored so much for five years was the one he was long haunting down to kill to avenge for his father.
gents46 · Urban
4.9
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #R18 #HAREM #DARK #TRANSMIGRATION #VILLAIN #TRAGEDY #DEVIL #EVOLUTION
Devil's Cry
PRIVILEGE TIER 2 - TIER 5 are 99% OFF!! PURCHASE NOW!! He was summoned to another world, but he was the only one who did not receive the blessings of the Goddess. He knew if he could not be blessed with supernatural powers, his new life would be worse, and he already envisioned himself to be a slave or die in a famine. Hence, he pleaded. The Goddess refused. He kneeled, he pleaded, and he cried. He was rejected. When he felt he lose hope... A Devil had shown him the way. From then on, he changed. It all started when a Devil cried on his behalf. . . . "What are these chains inside my body?" Lucas asked himself. "Why did she become a demon, and I gained powers after she tore one of them?" Lucas wondered as she glanced at Lilith. Lucas then counted the chains surrounding his soul. "And why are there seven of them?"
PrinceClover · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#BEAUTY #CEO #SWEETLOVE #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #FIRSTLOVE #CRUSH #FRIENDSTOLOVERS
Will You Keep My Secret?
“I promise, I will keep your secret.” "What secret?" "Well...your relationship with him, I won't tell anyone." Blake and Marissa knew each other since they were young, but one accident cost Blake his chances at being with Marissa. So against his better judgement, in order to be near her, he agreed to be her best friend. Ten years later, using the pressure his family imposed upon him to get married. Blake concocted a plan to enlist Melissa's help. Her role was to play as his wife. Can Blake finally convince Marissa that whatever happened when they were young was just a misunderstanding?
fyaya · Urban
Not enough ratings
#REVENGE #TEEN #FAMILY #FACESLAPPING
Love Will Lead You Back
He looked at Ji An and she can sense something was wrong with him 'What is wrong with people today? Everyone seems off.' "Where have you been?" His voice was cold and firm. Ji An was taken aback by his question and the tone of it seemed like he was angry. "Do I have to report to you what I'm doing and where I Am?" She sarcastically replied and tried to ignore him. He moved closer to her and he put his left arm on her side resting on top of the bonnet of his car and his right arm on the other side. She can't go anywhere, he basically trapped her in between his arms. He moved his face close to hers and his lips hovered on hers, it was dangerously close. "Yes, you should. Since I'm your husband, I should know where you are and what you are doing and who you are with." He inhaled her sweet scent and he let out his cool breath on her lips "I'm the jealous type of husband, I don't want that Eric near you." He still didn't move. Ji An's heartbeat pounded erratically, she struggled to think for a comeback for what he said. But she can't think of any, all she knew was his cool breath was so inviting, his lips were so close that a simple movement from her will seal a kiss. 'Why am I like this?' Her body temperature rose rapidly her behaviour was uncontrollable. She tried to pull herself away from her shameless thoughts of him. Cheng Ze can feel the heat coming from her body. 'Is she unwell?' He moved away from her and saw her flushed cheeks. Her breathing was different from normal. He touched her face and her forehead "Are you unwell? Do you have a fever?" He asked in a very concerned voice. His touch felt cool against her warm skin. But instead of cooling her down, her body temperature rose even more. He became more worried than earlier. She was incredibly warm. It's not normal. Ji An has no control over her body now, her desire and her lust for him has taken over her. She knew she shouldn't but her body knows different. He asked Ji An for her key but she didn't respond. He looked on her bag and he found it. He carried her up to the door and he opened it. Before he can carry her again, to take her inside, she grabbed the collar of his suit and pulled him to her. She kissed his lips like she really wanted it as if it belongs to her. He doesn't know what's going on with her, but her kiss was making him lose all senses. He pinned her against the door and he held her waist, he responded to her kiss very passionately, full of love and admiration. His lips then travelled to her neck and he gently gropes her breast with his left hand while his right hand was still on her waist holding her in place. He wanted her, all of her 'She's giving herself to me voluntarily.' With that thought, it made him want her more. "Baby" he whispered in her ear, while he kisses and nibbles her earlobe. "Not here... we have to get inside first." His whisper somehow turned her on even more. https://discord.gg/8yb8Zy8
MiszYumi · Urban
4.7
#MAGIC #VAMPIRE #WEREWOLF #ACADEMY
You Will Call Me Sir
If you were given a chance to obtain Power or Happiness, which one would you choose? Kate once had it all. Clothes, food, a place to stay, and a loving family. However, it all ended when her parents were murdered by a mysterious organization. Stella, her split personality, was the reason she barely made it out with her life. A few years passed as she lived everyday in desperation. Tired, hungry, bitter, and on the verge of collapse, she was saved by a young boy when things took a turn for the worse. His name was Ciel Summers, her future dearest one. Things were going smoothly until she managed to pass the entrance exam to the prestigious Saint Claire Academy. Hidden schemes played behind the scenes as a serum capable of awakening the latent powers of anyone below the age of 15 was developed. They set their eyes on the elite students of the academy, and kidnapped Ciel, who became an unwilling test subject. It was the beginning of a series of events, which led Kate to discover the name of the organization that killed her parents and the secrets that were buried deep within her body. ----- If you get tired of the Kiddy Arc and want to read their adult lives then feel free to jump chapter 327, but I doubt you'll understand anything at that point xD! [Disclaimer: I will be changing POV's from time to time. This is how I wanted this story to be written. So please, bear with me. Thank you.] Updates: 1 chapter a day. Feel free to donate in my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/YourSir Chat with me on discord!: https://discord.gg/haeYN7N ---------- Feel free to check out my other story! "Go! Go! Summons: Summoning the Perfect Boyfriend" [Fantasy Romance, Female Lead, Comedy, Slice of Life.] https://www.webnovel.com/book/17411890805745005/Go!-Go!-Summons! Special thanks to RedPandaChick for helping me edit my novel. Thank you very much! P.S Cover Photo is not mine. All credit goes to their respective owners.
Elyon · Fantasy
4.7
MAKE YOU MINE
It wasn't just about what this lady was wearing. It was her. Something to do with the way she moved. Like she was one with the music and with the stage. The music pounded in a hypnotic rhythm that was unashamedly sexual, and she moved and danced in time to the beat, her movements graceful and seductive. So much confidence and balance. Balance that should have been nearly possible with the length of the heel shoes that she was putting on, but she made it look so natural... So easy, like she'd been born with high, slender spikes attached to her feet. There was something captivating... Almost hypnotizing about this woman, and Dimitri found him self leaning closer to watch. To take in every sight of this beautiful goddess. She was a vision of feminine perfection, every man's fantasy and Dimitri felt sharp claws of lust drag through his loins. On the opposite side, Dimitri saw a man half rise to his feet, a look of naked longing in his eyes. He didn't blame the man. What man wouldn't be captivated by such a beauty? -------------------- Nervous about assuming control of her father's company, Kelly Darcy relocates to San Francisco. In an attempt to do something she loved one more time before her life changed completely, she volunteers to replace a dancer in her friend, Elizabeth's fashion show and ends up in the arms of Dimitri Collins. It was supposed to be a one night stand. She didn't have to see him again. But Kelly realizes how wrong she was when Dimitri walks into her father's office... And now she has to fight to keep her father's company, while figuring out what she truly feels for Dimitri.
Whendhie · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #SURVIVAL #CEO #POSSESSIVE #SWEETLOVE #ENEMIESTOLOVERS #CRUSH #SEDUCTIVE
Contract marriage: Will you marry me?
(MATURE CONTENT) "What's your story?" he asks looking at me his voice as deep as the ocean, making me feel he really wanted to listen to me, I look at him puzzled, I wanted to speak but his sharp eyes shimmer under the moonlight hypnotizing me, making me want to keep gazing at him. "Will you marry me?" I asked him. I asked a stranger to marry me when he asked me what my story was. Only an insane person would do that and it was safe to say Peral was not in a clear state of mind, she was about to lose her mother, and all she could think about was to make her every wish come true, even if meant for her to marry, marry anyone. Peral asked a stranger to marry her, but regretted it right after, but what will happen if the man agrees to marry her? will she go ahead with the plan and marry him? Chapter update: Everyday.. (yes, please pray for my sanity) I am not perfect with writing but I love writing stories, so here I am and I hope you find it a good read, and if you do please give me power stones. Thank you very much for taking the time to read my book, and please consider supporting me!!! The book is in a huge editing process, I really hope you to be patient with me in writing the masterpiece you'd love to read! P.S the cover picture doesn't belong to me, if you want me to take it down please let me know!! (kids... read at your own risk)
qudseesheikh · Urban
Not enough ratings
The Art of Getting Cry
Crayon Svenson is a kind, caring and intelligent teenage boy who loves to paint and he dedicates his life to painting. Leon Gonzales is the heart throb school star and he almost has everything already, except for Crayon. He likes Crayon but due to his fear of his star reputation getting tarnished, he bullies him everyday to show that he is straight and to remove his feelings towards Crayon. What will happen if the bullying was taken too far and it made Crayon break down in front of the whole school?
rae_lot · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
Funny jokes
I am joking about it I am big fan of that is the best time
Habib_Chowdhury_4908 · Games
Not enough ratings
I Will Never Leave You
Has anyone heard about a birth mole, which holds the memory of a previous life? #School love #Historical romance (after some chapters) #Love Triangle #Funnygirlgang #Fatedlove #Romance R18 Lisa is a teenage girl waiting for her love, Stark, to come back to her hometown, which left her in her childhood. As expected, he returned, but with memory loss and also lost his father. She tried to bring back his memory in a naughty way, even though she went through so much during that. It was the time a strange schoolboy, Felix, approached her and Stark in a lovable way and exposed Lisa's birth mole to save her from the upcoming danger to her life. That's when their entire love went headlong to heartbreak.
Flaim · Teen
4.6
LOVE WILL LEAD YOU BACK
Once upon a time there was a girl whose madly in love of one guy. She's rich, beautiful and famous, but for her it's nice thing when she can't have him. Until one day her prayers have been heard. Her father and his father arrange them to marry each other... She thought, it's her chance... She thought, he's going to love her this time.. But it's all just a thought... a very painful thoughts interested??? Please feel free to read and don't forget to vote... By yours truly, dianalovesdiane Comment and vote are highly welcome
dianalovesdiane · Urban
Not enough ratings
Funny Nigerian jokes
Shu_Na_3741 · Urban
Not enough ratings
1000 Funny Jokes
Sophia_0774 · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#CHEATS
I Ask You To Manage The Gaming Company, But You Make Me The Richest Person?
# SUPER RICH # NEW DAD Xu Zhi was transmigrated to planet Bluestar and became the stay-at-home husband of the President of a gaming company. When his wife got pregnant, his mother-in-law demanded that she return home to rest. Before heading back, his wife left the company in Xu Zhi's care, asking him to keep the company stable until she returned. However, ten months later, his wife, who had just given birth, learned that she became the richest woman in the country. Xu Zhi looked at his twin babies and silently promised, "I'm going to make your mother the richest person on this planet in a year!" ... When Xu Zhi took over the position of chairman, the first thing he did was cancel the development plan of a game with large investment and started to focus on a new game, Jumping the Line of Fire. "Sir! As someone who holds a Master's Degree in Mathematics, I don't agree with turning a small handgun that can only hold 4 bullets into one that can fire 18 bullets!" the Director of the planning team said. "Sir! 999 is just too expensive for this gun! No one would buy it!" the Director of another team said. No matter how much his employees were against his decision, Xu Zhi insisted on making the new game his way. A month later, the game's open beta was launched. On the first day, the game had earned the company ten million. In ten days, the earning from the game had reached three hundred million. In just a month, the company had earned more than a billion from that game alone. "You guys need to understand that the role of a gaming company is to provide their players with the best entertainment. What's the point of making something realistic in a virtual world? That's like adding salt to a dessert," Xu Zhi said. "Oh, right! Everyone will get a 10 thousand yuan bonus this month." "Long live the President!" all the employees cheered.
Pretty Apricot Tree · Games
4.1