webnovel

Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Fantasy
Completed · 1.1M Views
  • 518 Chs
    Content
  • 4.8
    14 ratings
  • NO.200+
    SUPPORT
Synopsis

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

Tags
10 tags
Chapter 1Chapter 1: Prologue

I had a good day today, I woke up early, ate my breakfast, shower and then I put on my uniform and headed for work. In the train, I was mostly on my phone just reading all the new chapters of several web novels that are updated today. I arrived at work and did all my work and got to go home early.

Now here's where it gets 'interesting', I got struck by lightning on the way home.

Can't believe it? me too.

I don't know if it is obvious, but it hurts...like a lot. I'm now floating in some sort of place where everything is pitch black. And as you can judge by the title of this story, I died before I received any hel-

"Oi, you're breaking the fourth wall" said a feminine voice in the darkness

"Hey don't interrupt me in the middle of my inner-monologue"

"Fine! Continue your ridiculous monologue" the voice pouted "At least I get something to laugh at. Your life was so boring you know? Everyday you just read those 'web novels' or some stupid comics you call 'mangas', and only leaving your room for work or groceries"

"Hey! I didn't ask you to observe me and question what I do in my life alright, besides I'm not the only who does that"

"What are you even staring at?"

"I'm staring at the people who are shut-ins like me, they know who they are."

"That's like the fifth wall you're breaking!"

"Fine! I'll stop, jeez, but before we continue, all that me dying by a bolt of lightning was real right?"

"Of course it was! Did you think you hallucinated your own death?"

"You never know, maybe I just died from shock from seeing a car and hallucinated myself saving a person's life or something."

"Ughh, is that some sort of plot from those things you read?"

"Ok, you know what, we'll stop this and get on with whatever is going on. Let me guess, I'm about to be reincarnated into a fantasy world where I have to kill the demon king for world peace blah blah blah if so, no thank you"

"What?! No! You are too irresponsible for that, not everything is gonna happen like in those stupid novels you read. Though you are right about the reincarnation part"

"So what do you want me to do? Save the world from corruption? destroy slavery maybe?"

"Nope, I just want to see what you'd do if you get another chance at life, your life was too boring and maybe let you achieve your life goals without dying this time."

"I can tell you right now that I just want to be a rich slacker, who have so much money that I won't need to work for the rest of my life, maybe use to hire people to take care of me even when I'm old, though if my new life progress like a certain one red haired noble, it's going to be a pain"

"Ughhh" I have a sneaking suspicion that the voice just rolled their eyes in frustration "Why did I choose you in the first place, I'm starting to regret my decision, but it's already too late to turn back at this point"

"It is indeed" I replied as I cross my arm and nodded my head "Do I get to use magic? Maybe get a love interest too?" I asked curiously.

"You already have your priorities huh" the voice sighs "But to answer your question, that's for you to decide, this new world you're going to also speaks English. You aren't the first one who has been reincarnated in this world, this world has a few reincarnates before you, they were kings or scholars that implement English as the worldwide language and the metric system for measurements, and only 2 reincarnates are allowed in one specific time period...And the author also wants the language to be English to make it easier to write."

"Now you're breaking the fourth wall" I grumbled "Luckily I'm bilingual, there's 1 more person other than me right? where are they?" I turn around hoping to see another person.

"Soon enough you will. And as for magic, you will learn it from a person over there, I don't know who it'll be, but it's your decision to learn it or not, any other questions?"

"Yeah, is this the last time I get to to talk you? And are you gonna keep stalking me?"

"No and yes, I will be observing your every action and we will meet each other quite a lot, what? you miss me already?"

"What's your name, miss annoying voice"

"I'll pretend to not hear that, you'll find out soon enough. Well seems like you're ready, any other question?"

"Soooo...when's our next meeting?"

"Well off you go"

A portal opened in front of me, which I was then pushed into by an unknown force. Then everything went blank. Many thoughts came into my mind, and I hope I'll find a way to live in this new cliché world peacefully as a slacker. But I also want my life to be interesting.

-What do I need to do to accomplish that -

As I opened my eyes after a long while. The answer came to my mind:

- I'll need a harem -

- Is that seriously the first thought that comes into your mind?!- a familiar feminine voice retorted

-Why the fuck are you here?!-

You May Also Like

Primordial Villain with a Slave Harem

Quinlan, a simple office worker finds himself transmigrated to an extremely dangerous fantasy land as a level 1 Commoner with nothing to his name but his wits - and a unique gift that accompanied his teleportation. No one in Thalorind could have predicted that this unassuming arrival would one day rise to the top, redefining the very meaning of the term 'power'... And that he may have achieved said result by joining a criminal organization and clawing his way through its ranks. In the beginning, Quinlan was painfully weak and alone but thanks to his severe trust issues, joining a team was... hard. However, he soon noticed that a lot of people have collars around their necks in this world... People that couldn't exactly betray him. Follow Quinlan's journey as he grows in strength, amasses wealth, fights to the death, and meets lovely ladies. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3 ... After writing over 750 chapters, here’s what you should know: 1. About the beginning: The early chapters are a bit rough. I'm not saying that it's horrible, in fact, I believe the story to be very enjoyable right from chapter 1. But, at the end of the day, this is my first original novel, and I stumbled in some areas, especially with the MC's attitude. He's too reserved and occasionally too "simpy" with the first female lead. However, the MC grows into a confident, powerful, and composed figure. No long-term cringe. He becomes the kind of MC you want to root for. 2. Quinlan’s morality: He’s not a cruel, sadistic villain. Most of the time, he won't even be acting like a real villain, only when pushed to the limit. Meaning he won't torture puppies or civilians for fun while cackling manically. However, he’s greedy, shameless, and opportunistic. If the lives of his loved ones are at stake and he can only save them by burning a city with innocents inside down, he’ll do it. He's ruthless toward strangers when necessary, but doesn't delight in cruelty. 3. Regarding slaves: Yes, Quinlan becomes a slave master. However, he treats all his women—free or enslaved—with care and respect. 4. More than smut: Every love interest has a real story, a real presence. No girl will be left behind. As of Chapter 750, Quinlan has 7 lovers and a few more "in-development" love interests. This is not a "catch them all" story, adding one girl every 20 chapters. I prefer harems made up of girls with richly developed characters over giant harems full of shallow ladies. Quality over Quantity. 5. Balanced storytelling: My aim was to create a work where romance, action, and slice-of-life blend together naturally. There’s high-stakes action, power progression, romantic developments, comedy, and some chill downtime to let both the characters and the readers breathe. 6. Weak-to-Strong Progression: Quinlan will become OP. But he rises slowly, not overnight. His journey will hopefully feel earned. 7. Not every female character listed in the fandom is a love interest: Some women are important to the plot but are not part of the harem or a planned to be, such as his two mothers. 8. No Yuri. No NTR. That's it, thank you for taking your chance on my novel! I'll make a promise to you, showing how much I believe you'll love the novel if you get over the somewhat bumpy beginning! If you read 750 chapters and hate the story even after investing so much time into it, then you may burn me alive!

NecroBin · Fantasy
4.6
873 Chs

Re: Evolution Online

On just another normal Monday, a new virtual reality game called "Evolution Online" launched out of nowhere and took the world by storm. People were blown away by the game’s hyper-realistic features and endless adventures. Everyone from small companies to big corporations and governments scrambled to get a foothold on this mysterious video game. But what they didn't know was that this game was actually a tutorial for the upcoming apocalypse that was about to hit the planet! The game was a precursor to the Earth's first evolution, where mana was going to be unleashed into the real world! Liam, a high school student who had faced numerous setbacks in his life, turned to 'Evolution Online' in the hope of changing his fate, but instead, he got trapped in the game's twisted world, and things went from bad to worse. When the apocalypse finally arrived, Liam barely managed to escape, but his situation didn't improve. Along with millions of others, he died a miserable death, unable to fight back and filled with regret. However, Liam's story didn't end there. He found himself inexplicably transported back in time before everything started! Armed with the knowledge of what was to come, Liam was determined to become the strongest and most powerful player, unleashing destruction upon the world that had ruined him before! This time, things were going to be different! ******************* Discord Link for chatting with author and character art https://discord.gg/XS7gWScKn8

Yolohy · Fantasy
4.8
1429 Chs
Table of Contents
Volume 0 :Auxiliary Volume
Volume 1 :The World Introduction Arc
Volume 2 :Academy Arc
Volume 3 :Seekers of Salvation
Volume 4 :Celestials
Volume 5 :The unknown master
Volume 6 :Banquet
Volume 7 :Bob

ratings

  • Overall Rate
  • Writing Quality
  • Updating Stability
  • Story Development
  • Character Design
  • world background
Reviews
Liked
Newest
Gappes0
Gappes0Lv2
DaoistHfEY2u
DaoistHfEY2uLv1

សាឡាត់ (Lactuca sativa) គឺជារុក្ខជាតិប្រចាំឆ្នាំនៃគ្រួសារ daisy, Asteraceae ។ វាត្រូវបានដាំដុះជាញឹកញាប់បំផុតជាបន្លែស្លឹក ប៉ុន្តែជួនកាលសម្រាប់ដើម និងគ្រាប់របស់វា។ សាឡាត់ត្រូវបានគេប្រើញឹកញាប់បំផុតសម្រាប់សាឡាដ ទោះបីជាវាត្រូវបានគេឃើញផងដែរនៅក្នុងប្រភេទអាហារផ្សេងទៀតដូចជាស៊ុប នំសាំងវិច និងរុំ។ វាក៏អាចត្រូវបានដុតផងដែរ។[3] ពូជមួយប្រភេទគឺ celtuce (សាឡាត់ asparagus) ត្រូវបានដាំដុះសម្រាប់ដើមរបស់វា ដែលត្រូវបានគេបរិភោគទាំងឆៅ ឬចម្អិន។ បន្ថែមពីលើការប្រើប្រាស់ចម្បងរបស់វាជាស្លឹកបៃតង វាក៏បានប្រមូលផ្តុំនូវសារៈសំខាន់ខាងសាសនា និងឱសថក្នុងរយៈពេលជាច្រើនសតវត្សនៃការប្រើប្រាស់របស់មនុស្ស។ អឺរ៉ុប និងអាមេរិកខាងជើង ដើមឡើយបានគ្រប់គ្រងទីផ្សារសម្រាប់សាឡាត់ ប៉ុន្តែនៅចុងសតវត្សទី 20 ការប្រើប្រាស់សាឡាត់បានរីករាលដាលពាសពេញពិភពលោក។ គិតត្រឹមឆ្នាំ 2017 ការផលិតសាឡាត់ និង chicory នៅលើពិភពលោកមានចំនួន 27 លានតោន ដែល 56% មកពីប្រទេសចិន។ សាឡាត់ត្រូវបានដាំដុះដោយជនជាតិអេហ្ស៊ីបបុរាណ ដែលបានប្រែក្លាយវាពីរុក្ខជាតិដែលគ្រាប់ពូជត្រូវបានគេប្រើដើម្បីទទួលបានប្រេងទៅជាដំណាំអាហារដ៏សំខាន់ដែលចិញ្ចឹមសម្រាប់ស្លឹកទឹកដម និងគ្រាប់ពូជដែលសម្បូរប្រេង។ សាឡាត់រីករាលដាលដល់ក្រិកនិងរ៉ូម; ក្រោយមកទៀតបានដាក់ឈ្មោះវាថា lactuca ដែលមកពីសាឡាត់អង់គ្លេស។ នៅឆ្នាំ 50 នៃគ.ស. ប្រភេទជាច្រើនត្រូវបានពិពណ៌នា ហើយសាឡាត់បានលេចឡើងជាញឹកញាប់នៅក្នុងការសរសេរនៅមជ្ឈិមសម័យ រួមទាំងឱសថមួយចំនួនទៀត។ សតវត្សទី 16 ដល់ 18 បានឃើញការអភិវឌ្ឍន៍នៃពូជជាច្រើននៅអឺរ៉ុប ហើយនៅពាក់កណ្តាលសតវត្សទី 18 ពូជត្រូវបានពិពណ៌នាថានៅតែអាចរកឃើញនៅក្នុងសួនច្បារ។ ជាទូទៅដាំដុះជាដំណាំប្រចាំឆ្នាំ សាឡាត់ត្រូវបានដាំដុះយ៉ាងងាយស្រួល ទោះបីវាត្រូវការសីតុណ្ហភាពទាបក៏ដោយ ដើម្បីកុំឱ្យវាចេញផ្កាបានលឿន។ វាអាចញាំញីដោយកង្វះសារធាតុចិញ្ចឹម ក៏ដូចជាសត្វល្អិត និងថនិកសត្វ និងជំងឺផ្សិត និងបាក់តេរី។ L. sativa ឆ្លងកាត់យ៉ាងងាយស្រួលនៅក្នុងប្រភេទសត្វ និងជាមួយប្រភេទសត្វផ្សេងទៀតនៅក្នុង genus Lactuca ។ ទោះបីជាលក្ខណៈនេះអាចជាបញ្ហាចំពោះអ្នកថែសួននៅផ្ទះដែលព្យាយាមរក្សាទុកគ្រាប់ពូជក៏ដោយ អ្នកជីវវិទូបានប្រើវាដើម្បីពង្រីកហ្សែននៃពូជសាឡាត់ដែលដាំដុះ។ សាឡាត់គឺជាប្រភពដ៏សម្បូរបែបនៃវីតាមីន K និងវីតាមីន A និងជាប្រភពមធ្យមនៃ folate និងជាតិដែក។ សាឡាត់ដែលមានមេរោគច្រើនតែជាប្រភពនៃការផ្ទុះឡើងនៃបាក់តេរី មេរោគ និងប៉ារ៉ាស៊ីតនៅក្នុងមនុស្ស រួមទាំង E. coli និង Salmonella ផងដែរ។

SUPPORT