jokes 2 sentence funny stories

Joke: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. As for a two - sentence funny story: A man tried to catch some fog. He mist. Another one could be: A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And a two - sentence funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

1 True, true, true After the two of them died, the money would be wasted. Give me a chance and I will make you the richest person in the world. After four people die, their hair will turn white. The five signs before death were smelly feet, bad breath, cough, constipation, and headache. After the six people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to charity. 7 True, true, true. The symptoms of the eight people before death were: dry mouth, bad breath, abdominal distension, loss of appetite, and decreased libido. After the nine people died, the money could be wasted because the inheritance had all been donated to the temple. After 10 people die, their hair will turn white but thicker.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.