Funny doctor jokes stories
A patient says to the doctor, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor says, 'Well, have you seen a doctor before?' The patient says, 'No, just spots.' This joke plays on the double meaning of'spots' and the doctor's expectation of the patient's medical history.
Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'
Another set of funny doctor jokes stories
A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, take these pills and if it doesn't work, give me a ring.' It's a simple play on words that is quite humorous.
What are some funny cartoon doctor jokes?
One is: Why did the doctor go broke? Because he lost all his patience!
What are some funny doctor jokes in cartoons?
One funny doctor joke in cartoons could be when a doctor tells a patient 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have Alzheimer's. The bad news is you have amnesia!'
Funny it jokes and stories
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
Funny Rugby Jokes Stories
Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.
Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories
Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Rd jokes and funny stories
Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Stories
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.