Funny doctor jokes stories
A patient says to the doctor, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor says, 'Well, have you seen a doctor before?' The patient says, 'No, just spots.' This joke plays on the double meaning of'spots' and the doctor's expectation of the patient's medical history.
Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'
Another set of funny doctor jokes stories
A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, take these pills and if it doesn't work, give me a ring.' It's a simple play on words that is quite humorous.
Funny it jokes and stories
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Stories
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.
Funny Rugby Jokes Stories
Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.
Rd jokes and funny stories
Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories
Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.
Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.
Funny gay jokes story: Share some funny gay - related jokes or stories.
Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.