Can you share some jokes or two - sentence funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And a two - sentence funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here are some for you. Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. Two - sentence funny story: A man goes to the doctor. Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get this sharp pain. The doctor says, well, you should take the spoon out.
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Tell me some good jokes or two - sentence funny stories.
Joke: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. As for a two - sentence funny story: A man tried to catch some fog. He mist. Another one could be: A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
Can you share some funny and jokes stories?
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'
Can you share some funny jokes and stories?
Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'
Can you share some examples of 'funny two sentence stories'?
Sure. Here are two: 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.' Another one is 'I saw a sign that said 'Watch for children'. I thought, that sounds like a fair trade.'
Can you share some gardening jokes and funny stories?
Here's a funny story. A gardener was so proud of his huge sunflowers. One day, he found that all the tallest ones had been knocked over. He was puzzled until he saw a group of very small squirrels using the sunflower stalks as ladders to reach the bird feeder. It's humorous as it shows the unexpected interaction between the garden and the local wildlife.