funny bad dog stories

Well, I know a dog that was terrified of its own shadow. One time, it chased its shadow for hours, running around in circles and barking at it. It thought it was some kind of strange enemy. It was really funny but also a bit silly.

A dog I knew would howl every time the doorbell rang on TV. It was really strange and funny. It didn't matter if it was day or night, as soon as the TV doorbell sound came, it started howling as if there was a real visitor.

Once, my friend asked for a simple trim. But the hairdresser got distracted and cut off way too much on one side. It looked like a lopsided bowl. She had to wear hats for weeks until it grew out a bit.

Once, my friend ate a whole bunch of garlic cloves for a dare. His bad breath was so strong that when he talked to our teacher, the teacher actually took a step back! It was hilarious.

One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.

I had a poodle. During bath time, it would stand on its hind legs and try to climb out of the tub. But as soon as I added some special dog shampoo that smelled like bacon, it calmed down and just sat there looking happy.

One funny dog bath time story is about a little pug. When it was time for a bath, it ran around the house with the towel on its back, looking like a mini superhero. It finally jumped into the bathtub when it saw its favorite rubber duck floating there.

Bad funny stories often involve someone making a fool of themselves. Like when a person tries to do something they're not good at in a very public way and fails spectacularly.

There was this one roommate who thought he was a great dancer. He would randomly start dancing in the middle of the living room, often knocking things over. One time he knocked over a lamp while doing his crazy dance moves and just laughed it off while I was left to clean up the mess.

I'm not sure specifically which 'good dog bad dog story' you mean. It could be about two dogs with different behaviors, one being good and the other bad. Maybe the good dog is friendly, obeys commands, and is kind to people, while the bad dog is naughty, bites or barks a lot.