More funny bad roommate stories
My roommate had a habit of 'borrowing' my things without asking. One day I was looking everywhere for my favorite book. Turns out he had taken it to read and left it at his friend's place. When I confronted him, he was so nonchalant about it, like it was no big deal that he took my stuff without permission. It took him a week to get the book back for me.
There was this one roommate who thought he was a great dancer. He would randomly start dancing in the middle of the living room, often knocking things over. One time he knocked over a lamp while doing his crazy dance moves and just laughed it off while I was left to clean up the mess.
Funny bad roommate stories
One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.
Funny Drunk Roommate Stories
My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.
Funny college roommate stories
Once, my roommate thought it would be funny to hide all my left shoes. I was running late for class and couldn't find any of them. When I finally found them in the microwave (of all places), we both had a great laugh.
Share some bad roommate horror stories.
My former roommate was extremely noisy at night. They would have friends over late and they'd be shouting, playing loud music. I tried to talk to them about it, but they didn't care. I couldn't get a good night's sleep for weeks. It affected my studies and my mood. I ended up moving out as soon as I could.
Tell me more bad luck funny stories.
One time, I was running late for an important meeting. I grabbed my keys and ran to my car. When I got there, I realized I had grabbed my neighbor's keys by mistake. I had to run back, get my own keys, and by the time I got to the meeting, it had already started. It was so unlucky but also kind of funny in hindsight.
What are the most common bad roommate horror stories?
A common one is the messy roommate. They leave their clothes everywhere, don't clean the bathroom, and make the living space uninhabitable. It's really frustrating when you have to live in a pigsty because of someone else.
Tell me some funny roommate stories.
Once, my roommate tried to cook for the first time. She was making pancakes but got so confused between salt and sugar. The pancakes came out tasting like a very strange, salty mess. We still laugh about it today.
Are there any funny gay sex roommate stories?
One time, two gay roommates decided to redecorate their living room. But they had such different tastes. One liked modern minimalism and the other liked bohemian style. They ended up with a really eclectic and kind of crazy - looking living room that they just learned to love and laugh about. Every time a new guest came, they would tell the story of how it came to be, which was always hilarious.
Can you share some roommate funny stories?
Sure. One time my roommate tried to make pancakes. But he was so clumsy that he ended up with pancake batter all over himself and the kitchen. It was hilarious.
Funny college roommate stories involving midnight adventures
There was this one midnight when my roommate got the crazy idea to have a water balloon fight in the dorm hallway. We filled up dozens of balloons and started throwing them at each other. Soon, other dorm mates joined in. It was chaos but so much fun. We all ended up soaked and got a warning from the RA the next day, but it was totally worth it.