What are some funny bad dog stories you've heard?
A dog I knew would howl every time the doorbell rang on TV. It was really strange and funny. It didn't matter if it was day or night, as soon as the TV doorbell sound came, it started howling as if there was a real visitor.
What are some funny bad dad stories you've heard?
There was a dad who tried to put together a new bookshelf. He was so confident at first. But as he got further into it, he realized he had put some parts on backwards. The bookshelf ended up looking all wonky. His family still teases him about it.
What are some having a bad day funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who was running late for a job interview. He got on the wrong bus and ended up in a completely different part of town. When he finally realized his mistake, he had to call the company and explain. They were so amused by his story that they rescheduled the interview for him.
What are the most hilarious funny dog park stories you've heard?
A dog owner accidentally threw the wrong ball. His dog was expecting a small tennis ball but he threw a huge beach ball. The dog's face was priceless as it tried to figure out how to pick up this giant thing.
What are the most memorable funny dog training stories you've heard?
I heard about a dog that was being trained to fetch. The owner threw the ball, and the dog ran after it. But instead of bringing it back, the dog found a nice patch of grass and laid down with the ball, looking like he was having a great time by himself. It was quite a comical sight.
What are some of the funniest dog stories you've heard?
A dog once stole a pair of socks from the laundry. He ran around the yard with the socks in his mouth, looking like he had just won a great prize. His owner chased him, but he just thought it was a game and kept running in circles.
What are the most memorable funny bad timing stories you've heard?
A student was about to answer a really difficult question in class that he had studied hard for. But just then, the fire alarm went off. By the time they got back to class, the teacher had moved on to the next topic.
What are some funny bad first date experiences you've heard of?
There was a story about a first date at a coffee shop. The guy was trying to be all suave and order for the girl. But he got her order completely wrong and she was allergic to something in the drink he ordered. She had a mild allergic reaction right there and they had to rush to get some medicine. It was a mess and not at all how they expected the date to go.
What are some of the funniest dog fart stories you've heard?
There was this dog at a dog park. It was running around having a great time, and then all of a sudden, it stopped, lifted its tail, and let out a huge fart that seemed to echo a bit. All the other dogs just stared at it for a moment, and then went back to playing as if nothing had happened.
What are the most hilarious funny bad hair day stories you've heard?
A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.
What are some funny revenge stories you've heard?
There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.