funny bad neighbor stories

I had a neighbor who thought it was okay to water his plants with a hose that sprayed all over the sidewalk and onto our porch. When we told him about it, he said he was just sharing the water. Also, he had a parrot that would squawk at all hours of the day and night. It drove us crazy.

Well, I had a neighbor who constantly played really loud music late at night. When we asked him to keep it down, he just ignored us. Another time, he threw a party and all his guests parked in our driveway, blocking us in. It was a total nightmare.

First, try to communicate calmly. Just go over and politely explain how their behavior is affecting you. For example, if they're making too much noise, say something like 'I've noticed the music is very loud late at night and it's hard for me to sleep.' If that doesn't work, you can involve the homeowner's association if there is one. They can enforce neighborhood rules. Another option is to call the local authorities if the behavior is illegal, like if they're stealing from your property.

Once, my friend asked for a simple trim. But the hairdresser got distracted and cut off way too much on one side. It looked like a lopsided bowl. She had to wear hats for weeks until it grew out a bit.

Once, my friend ate a whole bunch of garlic cloves for a dare. His bad breath was so strong that when he talked to our teacher, the teacher actually took a step back! It was hilarious.

One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.

A group of neighbors once switched the doormat of an old neighbor with one that had a really silly message on it. When he opened the door, he was so puzzled and read the message out loud with a confused look on his face. We all laughed and then told him what we had done.

Sure. My neighbor once tried to train his cat to use the toilet like a human. He set up this elaborate contraption around the toilet seat. One day, we heard a loud splash and a string of curses. Turns out the cat got spooked and knocked over a bucket of water he had placed there for the training.

Well, I had a neighbor who would always blast music early in the morning. It was so annoying. But then one day, he accidentally locked himself out while still in his pajamas and it was really funny to see him trying to break into his own house through the window.

Bad funny stories often involve someone making a fool of themselves. Like when a person tries to do something they're not good at in a very public way and fails spectacularly.