bad driver funny stories

Once, I saw a bad driver who was so distracted by singing along to a really loud song that he missed his turn completely and ended up in a one - way street going the wrong way. He looked so shocked when he realized his mistake.

Once, our school bus driver, Mr. Johnson, was driving on a rainy day. A frog hopped right onto the windshield. Instead of getting startled, he calmly stopped the bus, got out, and gently moved the frog to the side of the road. Then he came back, wiped the windshield, and said with a big smile, 'Well, that was an unexpected visitor!'. All of us on the bus couldn't stop laughing.

A new driver was so nervous during his driving test. When the instructor told him to turn left, he panicked and instead turned right into a dead - end street. He then got so flustered that he couldn't figure out how to back out. In the end, he failed the test in a rather comical way.

I heard of a UPS driver who got lost in a new neighborhood. He ended up asking a group of dogs for directions. Of course, the dogs just barked, but it was really funny how he joked about it later, saying he thought they were trying to tell him to go left at the next corner.

Yes. There was a drunk man who drove his car onto a sidewalk and stopped right in front of a bench. He then got out of the car and sat on the bench, asking the passers - by if they knew where his car was. He completely forgot that he had just been driving it.

I remember an Uber driver who had a parrot in the car. The parrot would repeat everything we said, and it was hilarious.

A friend told me about a bad driver who was driving with his dog on his lap. The dog suddenly got excited and jumped on the steering wheel. The car swerved all over the road until the driver managed to get the dog under control again.

Once, my friend asked for a simple trim. But the hairdresser got distracted and cut off way too much on one side. It looked like a lopsided bowl. She had to wear hats for weeks until it grew out a bit.

Once, my friend ate a whole bunch of garlic cloves for a dare. His bad breath was so strong that when he talked to our teacher, the teacher actually took a step back! It was hilarious.

One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.