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Lord Raven's Court

Lord Raven's Court

In the year 556 of the Runtallian Calendar, a war broke out in the eastern frontier of the Kingdom of Runtallia between the eastern overlord, Duke Gaverone Walruse of Regalia, and the barbarian chief-thane known as Dariun Drunzelle of the Shiradonii tribe, one of the Four Great Tribes of Norsmund, a nation that borders the Kingdom, deemed to be the land of brutes and savages. As the Duke of Regalia marches with his army to defend the disputed land of Kurlon, the barbarians have taken such an opportune moment to launch another incursion near the eastern border of Regalia near the town of Flendle, with the intention of dividing his army. However, despite accepting the town and the surrounding local lords' territories as lost cause in the war in favor of Kurlon– a newly discovered territory bountiful with veins of iron and other minerals– the Duke tasks his third son, Lord Velmund Walruse, along with his retinue, the Order of the Raven Knights, to fend off the attack. Now faced with the plight of defending the border town against a 5,000-strong Norsmundi army with his few yet skilled knights, along with an ill-equipped and undermanned militia, Lord Velmund has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a noble, relying upon his wits and his few but capable retainers to survive his first battle at the tender age of sixteen summers and winters. Contrary to his timid, youthful, and innocent appearance, however, lies his sly and scheming nature, evident by his fondness of dark magical arts specializing in illusion spells. Nevertheless, he himself has no idea of what he is capable of, and what he is destined to become. Meanwhile, further east at the frontier with Norsmund, a plot hatches to ensnare the Duke within the clutches of his treacherous vassals. Not only his life is threatened by these schemes, but his sons Theo and Varus as well. With this scheme put into motion, the Duke and Velmund's siblings, Varus and Theo, would taste fate's twisted humor, with the former meeting his demise in a blaze of glory amidst the field of battle, and the latter two vanishing in incidents shrouded by mysteries. With the death of the patriarch of Regalia and his heirs' disappearance, the young lord who was initially third in line for the succession of the ducal seat became its temporary occupant. And thus, the tale of him and his court begins… CHAPTER RELEASE: January 1st at 12:00 UTC
War
201 Chs
ATTENDING COURT FOR MY HUSBAND, LISTENING TO MY HEART & EATING MELONS

ATTENDING COURT FOR MY HUSBAND, LISTENING TO MY HEART & EATING MELONS

Mind Reading + Eating Melons + Warm and Lighthearted + Has CP】 NOTE: Those who overhear her gossip may silently agree or respond—but never to her directly. In these chapters, you’ll witness the people quiet reactions, their internal thoughts and silent nods, as they react to her gossip without ever letting her know. Shen Mingzhu accidentally fell into the water, transmigrated, and got bound to a Melon-Eating System. Before she could even eat a melon, she first found out she had transmigrated into a novel! In the book, she is a vicious female supporting character, and even her mother and brothers become cannon fodder. How can this be! Melon-Melons: Host, the emperor's true love is the empress, and his treasured golden nugget is the crown prince. You've been arranged to marry him to become the crown princess! Shen Mingzhu: What? The handsome, strong, and tragic one is my fiancé? Watch me turn him into an idol loved by all! Melon-Melons: Host, your maternal grandfather and two elder brothers are about to be sacrificed! Shen Mingzhu: No way! Watch me expose the traitor and sweep through the enemy army! Melon-Melons: Host, oh, the Princess Chaoyang's consort is having an affair with a maid servant, and they pulled a 'kitten swapped for the princess' trick. Shen Mingzhu: Princess Chaoyang is so pitiful. Should I tell her to beat up that scumbag man and woman?! Crown Prince Yan Beichen woke up one day and found he had a little crown princess. Wherever the crown princess goes, she eats melons there, immersed in the joy of melon-eating every day. Hey, hey, hey! Crown Princess, I'm the crown prince! Please look at me! Unknowingly, the entire Great Yan Dynasty treated Shen Mingzhu with great courtesy and respect. Shen Mingzhu: Melon-Melons, I accidentally became an idol loved by all! Hehe ~~~ Yan Beichen: My crown princess is an idol loved by all! I raise the banner high for my crown princess! Melon-Melons: ...Host is so awesome!
Eastern
201 Chs
What are some of the most hilarious funny traffic court stories?
A man got a ticket for driving without his headlights on at night. In court, he said he thought his eyes were headlights and they were working just fine. The absurdity of his statement made the courtroom burst into laughter.
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2024-11-17 16:53
Can you share some funny traffic court stories?
Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.
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2024-11-17 10:39
Funny traffic stop stories
One funny traffic stop story is about a driver who was pulled over because his car looked like it was wearing a tutu. He had accidentally driven through some streamers at a party and they got stuck all around the car. The officer had a good laugh and just made him remove them before driving off.
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2024-11-06 01:21
Is traffic court real or simply legal fiction?
Traffic court is very much real. It's a specific court where cases related to traffic violations are handled.
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2024-10-04 23:59
Can you share some traffic funny stories?
Well, there was this time in traffic. A guy was driving a really old and noisy car. He was trying to overtake a line of cars very slowly. As he passed each car, his car made such strange sputtering noises that everyone was laughing. It was like his car was having a conversation with the other cars.
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2024-11-25 05:23
What are some traffic funny stories you know?
There was a driver who was singing really loudly in his car at a red light. He was so into it that he didn't notice the light had turned green until the cars behind him started honking. Then he quickly drove off still singing.
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2024-11-25 03:11
Can you share some funny traffic stories?
I've got a good one. There was a traffic jam because a family of ducks decided to cross the road. They waddled slowly in a line while all the cars patiently waited. And then there was a taxi driver who had his radio blasting really loud music and was dancing in his seat while waiting at a red light. It made everyone around him laugh.
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2024-12-02 19:18
What are the most interesting air traffic control funny stories?
There's this story where an air traffic controller was dealing with a very chatty pilot. The pilot was talking about his vacation plans while waiting for clearance. The controller finally said, 'Sir, we can talk about Hawaii later, right now we need to focus on getting you in the air.' Another funny incident was when a plane's transponder was malfunctioning. The air traffic controller said, 'You're like a ghost plane right now.' And the pilot responded, 'Am I spooky enough to get a fast lane to land?' These kinds of stories add a bit of fun to the serious world of air traffic control.
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2024-11-13 20:32
Can you share some funny traffic jam stories?
Sure. Once, I was in a traffic jam and there was a guy in the car next to me. He was so bored that he started doing a puppet show with his hands on the dashboard for the kids in the backseat of his car. It was really hilarious.
2 answers
2024-11-09 19:42
Funny traffic broadcast novel recommendation
The following were some recommendations for funny traffic novels: " Black Basket: Please Don't Run, Big Brother "," You Three, Me Seven "," My Bamboo Horse Is Handsome!" " Don't Look Back Until You Hit a Bamboo Horse "," His childhood sweetheart "," The Strongest Streaming System in the World ", and so on. These novels were all funny and had been completed. The readers could collect them and enjoy reading them.
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2024-12-27 06:45
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