What are some traffic funny stories you know?
There was a driver who was singing really loudly in his car at a red light. He was so into it that he didn't notice the light had turned green until the cars behind him started honking. Then he quickly drove off still singing.
Can you share some funny traffic stories?
I've got a good one. There was a traffic jam because a family of ducks decided to cross the road. They waddled slowly in a line while all the cars patiently waited. And then there was a taxi driver who had his radio blasting really loud music and was dancing in his seat while waiting at a red light. It made everyone around him laugh.
Can you share some traffic funny stories?
Well, there was this time in traffic. A guy was driving a really old and noisy car. He was trying to overtake a line of cars very slowly. As he passed each car, his car made such strange sputtering noises that everyone was laughing. It was like his car was having a conversation with the other cars.
What are some of the funniest air traffic control stories you know?
There was an instance where a plane's radio malfunctioned and all the pilot could do was make beeping sounds. The air traffic controller thought it was some kind of new code or a prank. After a while of trying to figure it out, they realized the radio was broken. It was really funny how they both were so confused at the start.
Can you share some funny traffic court stories?
Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny traffic jam stories?
Sure. Once, I was in a traffic jam and there was a guy in the car next to me. He was so bored that he started doing a puppet show with his hands on the dashboard for the kids in the backseat of his car. It was really hilarious.
Funny traffic stop stories
One funny traffic stop story is about a driver who was pulled over because his car looked like it was wearing a tutu. He had accidentally driven through some streamers at a party and they got stuck all around the car. The officer had a good laugh and just made him remove them before driving off.
What are some of the most hilarious funny traffic court stories?
A man got a ticket for driving without his headlights on at night. In court, he said he thought his eyes were headlights and they were working just fine. The absurdity of his statement made the courtroom burst into laughter.
Can you share some air traffic controller funny stories?
One time, an air traffic controller received a call from a student pilot who was so nervous. The pilot accidentally said 'I'm about to land on the clouds' instead of 'I'm about to land on the runway'. The controller quickly corrected him in a humorous way, saying 'Well, I don't think the clouds can support your plane, buddy. Aim for the runway!'
Can you share some air traffic control funny stories?
Sure. There was one time when a pilot radioed in to air traffic control and said his plane was being chased by a large bird. The controller replied, 'Is it a superbird? Do you need backup?' Another time, a controller accidentally told a pilot to land on the wrong runway, but quickly corrected himself. The pilot joked, 'You almost sent me to the wrong party!'
Can you share some funny air traffic control stories?
Well, I heard of a situation where a new air traffic controller was on duty. A very experienced pilot, just to tease the newbie, started speaking in a made - up language on the radio. The controller was panicking until the pilot finally broke into laughter and said he was just joking. It was quite an amusing incident for everyone in the control room.