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Lord Raven's Court

Lord Raven's Court

In the year 556 of the Runtallian Calendar, a war broke out in the eastern frontier of the Kingdom of Runtallia between the eastern overlord, Duke Gaverone Walruse of Regalia, and the barbarian chief-thane known as Dariun Drunzelle of the Shiradonii tribe, one of the Four Great Tribes of Norsmund, a nation that borders the Kingdom, deemed to be the land of brutes and savages. As the Duke of Regalia marches with his army to defend the disputed land of Kurlon, the barbarians have taken such an opportune moment to launch another incursion near the eastern border of Regalia near the town of Flendle, with the intention of dividing his army. However, despite accepting the town and the surrounding local lords' territories as lost cause in the war in favor of Kurlon– a newly discovered territory bountiful with veins of iron and other minerals– the Duke tasks his third son, Lord Velmund Walruse, along with his retinue, the Order of the Raven Knights, to fend off the attack. Now faced with the plight of defending the border town against a 5,000-strong Norsmundi army with his few yet skilled knights, along with an ill-equipped and undermanned militia, Lord Velmund has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a noble, relying upon his wits and his few but capable retainers to survive his first battle at the tender age of sixteen summers and winters. Contrary to his timid, youthful, and innocent appearance, however, lies his sly and scheming nature, evident by his fondness of dark magical arts specializing in illusion spells. Nevertheless, he himself has no idea of what he is capable of, and what he is destined to become. Meanwhile, further east at the frontier with Norsmund, a plot hatches to ensnare the Duke within the clutches of his treacherous vassals. Not only his life is threatened by these schemes, but his sons Theo and Varus as well. With this scheme put into motion, the Duke and Velmund's siblings, Varus and Theo, would taste fate's twisted humor, with the former meeting his demise in a blaze of glory amidst the field of battle, and the latter two vanishing in incidents shrouded by mysteries. With the death of the patriarch of Regalia and his heirs' disappearance, the young lord who was initially third in line for the succession of the ducal seat became its temporary occupant. And thus, the tale of him and his court begins… CHAPTER RELEASE: January 1st at 12:00 UTC
War
201 Chs
System Says Die, I Say No

System Says Die, I Say No

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.
Sci-fi
81 Chs
What are some funny court reporter stories?
Well, there was a court reporter who misheard a witness say 'pistol' as 'poodle'. It led to a really confused moment in the courtroom until the error was caught. Also, a court reporter once had a very talkative parrot in the background during a remote session. The parrot kept repeating phrases like 'case dismissed' at the most inappropriate times.
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2024-12-02 01:36
What are some hilarious court stenographer funny stories?
A court stenographer was working on a case where a witness had a really thick accent. The stenographer tried their best to accurately record what was being said. But at one point, the witness said something that sounded like 'I saw the bad man with the big hat running away'. The stenographer, in a hurry, typed 'I saw the batman with the big cat running away'. When this was read back later, the courtroom erupted in laughter. It was a light - hearted moment in an otherwise serious courtroom environment.
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2024-11-14 08:58
What are some interesting court reporter funny stories?
In one courtroom, the court reporter had a very strong accent. When repeating back a witness's statement, they made it sound like it was a completely different statement due to their accent. For example, 'I saw the man with the black hat' came out as 'I saw the man with the black cat'. It took a while for everyone to figure out what was really said and it was quite a funny moment.
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2024-12-09 09:18
Can you share some funny court stories?
In one court story, a lawyer accidentally called the judge 'Mom' during a trial. He was so nervous and it took everyone by surprise. The judge just chuckled and told him to be more careful. It was really a funny moment in the serious court environment.
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2024-11-30 11:15
What are some of the most memorable funny court stories?
A funny court story involves a patent case. A man claimed he had invented a 'self - tying shoelace' but when he demonstrated it in court, he tripped over his own shoelaces multiple times. It was clear his invention wasn't as good as he thought, and the court found it hilarious. This shows how sometimes people overestimate their inventions. And also how the court can be a place not just for serious judgment but also for some unexpected humor.
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2024-11-30 09:28
Can you share some funny Irish court stories?
There's this funny story about an Irish court case. A man was in court for public drunkenness. When the judge asked him why he was so drunk, he said he was celebrating finding a four - leaf clover. He then proceeded to pull out a handful of what he thought were four - leaf clovers but were actually just regular clover, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.
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2024-11-23 01:27
What are some of the most hilarious funny court recorder stories?
One time, a court recorder was so engrossed in a really dramatic testimony that they forgot to press the record button. When they realized, they panicked and tried to quickly recap what was said from memory. It was a mess and very funny in hindsight.
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2024-11-05 03:32
Can you share some court stenographer funny stories?
Sure. One story is about a court stenographer who misheard a lawyer say 'objection' as 'abduction'. It led to a moment of total confusion in the courtroom until everyone realized the mistake and had a good laugh.
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2024-11-14 07:58
Can you share some funny court recorder stories?
In one court, the recorder malfunctioned during an important testimony. It started repeating parts of the statement in a really strange, echo - like way. The judge had to halt the proceedings for a while to get it fixed. It was quite a comical situation as the lawyers were getting all flustered. And the witness was just sitting there looking really confused.
1 answer
2024-11-05 01:24
Can you share some funny supreme court stories?
Sure. There was a case where a lawyer accidentally called the wrong witness and ended up with a completely unexpected and comical testimony that had the whole courtroom in stitches.
1 answer
2024-11-01 22:29
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