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ATTENDING COURT FOR MY HUSBAND, LISTENING TO MY HEART & EATING MELONS

ATTENDING COURT FOR MY HUSBAND, LISTENING TO MY HEART & EATING MELONS

Mind Reading + Eating Melons + Warm and Lighthearted + Has CP】 NOTE: Those who overhear her gossip may silently agree or respond—but never to her directly. In these chapters, you’ll witness the people quiet reactions, their internal thoughts and silent nods, as they react to her gossip without ever letting her know. Shen Mingzhu accidentally fell into the water, transmigrated, and got bound to a Melon-Eating System. Before she could even eat a melon, she first found out she had transmigrated into a novel! In the book, she is a vicious female supporting character, and even her mother and brothers become cannon fodder. How can this be! Melon-Melons: Host, the emperor's true love is the empress, and his treasured golden nugget is the crown prince. You've been arranged to marry him to become the crown princess! Shen Mingzhu: What? The handsome, strong, and tragic one is my fiancé? Watch me turn him into an idol loved by all! Melon-Melons: Host, your maternal grandfather and two elder brothers are about to be sacrificed! Shen Mingzhu: No way! Watch me expose the traitor and sweep through the enemy army! Melon-Melons: Host, oh, the Princess Chaoyang's consort is having an affair with a maid servant, and they pulled a 'kitten swapped for the princess' trick. Shen Mingzhu: Princess Chaoyang is so pitiful. Should I tell her to beat up that scumbag man and woman?! Crown Prince Yan Beichen woke up one day and found he had a little crown princess. Wherever the crown princess goes, she eats melons there, immersed in the joy of melon-eating every day. Hey, hey, hey! Crown Princess, I'm the crown prince! Please look at me! Unknowingly, the entire Great Yan Dynasty treated Shen Mingzhu with great courtesy and respect. Shen Mingzhu: Melon-Melons, I accidentally became an idol loved by all! Hehe ~~~ Yan Beichen: My crown princess is an idol loved by all! I raise the banner high for my crown princess! Melon-Melons: ...Host is so awesome!
Eastern
203 Chs
Lord Raven's Court

Lord Raven's Court

In the year 556 of the Runtallian Calendar, a war broke out in the eastern frontier of the Kingdom of Runtallia between the eastern overlord, Duke Gaverone Walruse of Regalia, and the barbarian chief-thane known as Dariun Drunzelle of the Shiradonii tribe, one of the Four Great Tribes of Norsmund, a nation that borders the Kingdom, deemed to be the land of brutes and savages. As the Duke of Regalia marches with his army to defend the disputed land of Kurlon, the barbarians have taken such an opportune moment to launch another incursion near the eastern border of Regalia near the town of Flendle, with the intention of dividing his army. However, despite accepting the town and the surrounding local lords' territories as lost cause in the war in favor of Kurlon– a newly discovered territory bountiful with veins of iron and other minerals– the Duke tasks his third son, Lord Velmund Walruse, along with his retinue, the Order of the Raven Knights, to fend off the attack. Now faced with the plight of defending the border town against a 5,000-strong Norsmundi army with his few yet skilled knights, along with an ill-equipped and undermanned militia, Lord Velmund has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a noble, relying upon his wits and his few but capable retainers to survive his first battle at the tender age of sixteen summers and winters. Contrary to his timid, youthful, and innocent appearance, however, lies his sly and scheming nature, evident by his fondness of dark magical arts specializing in illusion spells. Nevertheless, he himself has no idea of what he is capable of, and what he is destined to become. Meanwhile, further east at the frontier with Norsmund, a plot hatches to ensnare the Duke within the clutches of his treacherous vassals. Not only his life is threatened by these schemes, but his sons Theo and Varus as well. With this scheme put into motion, the Duke and Velmund's siblings, Varus and Theo, would taste fate's twisted humor, with the former meeting his demise in a blaze of glory amidst the field of battle, and the latter two vanishing in incidents shrouded by mysteries. With the death of the patriarch of Regalia and his heirs' disappearance, the young lord who was initially third in line for the succession of the ducal seat became its temporary occupant. And thus, the tale of him and his court begins… CHAPTER RELEASE: January 1st at 12:00 UTC
War
201 Chs
What are some hilarious court stenographer funny stories?
A court stenographer was working on a case where a witness had a really thick accent. The stenographer tried their best to accurately record what was being said. But at one point, the witness said something that sounded like 'I saw the bad man with the big hat running away'. The stenographer, in a hurry, typed 'I saw the batman with the big cat running away'. When this was read back later, the courtroom erupted in laughter. It was a light - hearted moment in an otherwise serious courtroom environment.
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2024-11-14 16:58
Can you share some court stenographer funny stories?
Sure. One story is about a court stenographer who misheard a lawyer say 'objection' as 'abduction'. It led to a moment of total confusion in the courtroom until everyone realized the mistake and had a good laugh.
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2024-11-14 15:58
Can you share some funny stenographer stories?
Sure. There was a stenographer who was so focused on taking down every word during a very fast - paced meeting. But the speaker had a really strong accent. The stenographer ended up with some really hilarious misinterpretations when trying to transcribe later. For example, 'fah - sah - rah' was written as 'fascinator' which had everyone in stitches when they read the transcript.
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2024-12-08 22:49
What are some of the most memorable funny stenographer stories?
In a political event, a stenographer was jotting down the statements. One politician kept using the phrase 'the people's will'. However, due to the noise and the stenographer's own little daydream moment, it was written as 'the people's wheel'. When the transcript was circulated, people were very confused and then amused by the error.
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2024-12-09 16:00
What are some Stenographer Success Stories?
One stenographer success story could be of Jane. She started as a novice stenographer in a small law firm. Through her accurate and speedy transcription skills, she quickly became an asset. She was able to handle complex legal dictations with ease, which led to her being recommended to larger law firms. Eventually, she got hired by a top - tier law firm with a much higher salary and better benefits. Her success was due to her dedication to constantly improving her stenography skills and her attention to detail.
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2024-11-26 12:16
Share some ssc stenographer success stories.
A young man dreamed of becoming an SSC stenographer. He joined a coaching institute to learn stenography. He had to balance his studies with part - time work to afford the coaching fees. His dedication paid off when he cleared the SSC stenographer exam. Once in the job, he was known for his ability to handle high - pressure situations. For instance, during a long and complex trial, he was able to stenograph continuously without any errors. This made him an asset to the judicial system he was working in, and his success inspired others to take up stenography for SSC.
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2024-11-11 15:56
What kind of machine does a court stenographer usually use? What was a normal laptop? What is the input method?
Generally, the stenographers in the court used different stenographic devices. Some used specialized stenographic machines such as electronic stenographic machines, electronic notebooks, etc., while others might use ordinary notebooks or electronic screens. In terms of input methods, stenographers may use a variety of methods such as manual input, voice recognition, machine translation, etc. For manual input, they might record the judge's oral statement and use handwritten notes to assist. In terms of voice recognition, the stenographer could use machine voice recognition software to convert the judge's voice into text and then record it using an electronic notebook or electronic screen. In terms of machine translation, stenographers could use machine translation software to translate the judge's oral statement into other languages and then record it on an electronic screen.
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2024-09-13 23:38
What are some funny court reporter stories?
Well, there was a court reporter who misheard a witness say 'pistol' as 'poodle'. It led to a really confused moment in the courtroom until the error was caught. Also, a court reporter once had a very talkative parrot in the background during a remote session. The parrot kept repeating phrases like 'case dismissed' at the most inappropriate times.
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2024-12-02 09:36
What are some interesting court reporter funny stories?
In one courtroom, the court reporter had a very strong accent. When repeating back a witness's statement, they made it sound like it was a completely different statement due to their accent. For example, 'I saw the man with the black hat' came out as 'I saw the man with the black cat'. It took a while for everyone to figure out what was really said and it was quite a funny moment.
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2024-12-09 17:18
Can you share some funny court stories?
In one court story, a lawyer accidentally called the judge 'Mom' during a trial. He was so nervous and it took everyone by surprise. The judge just chuckled and told him to be more careful. It was really a funny moment in the serious court environment.
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2024-11-30 19:15
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