What are some of the most hilarious funny traffic court stories?

2024-11-17 16:53

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2024-11-17 20:06

A man got a ticket for driving without his headlights on at night. In court, he said he thought his eyes were headlights and they were working just fine. The absurdity of his statement made the courtroom burst into laughter.

2024-11-17 19:40

There was a lady who got a ticket for making an illegal U - turn. In court, she said she made the U - turn because she saw her ex - boyfriend's car and didn't want him to see her. She then launched into a long story about their break - up and how she was still avoiding him. The judge listened patiently and then, with a smile, gave her a warning instead of a fine. It was a really funny and somewhat heart - warming traffic court story.

What are some of the most hilarious funny court recorder stories?

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2024-11-05 11:32

One time, a court recorder was so engrossed in a really dramatic testimony that they forgot to press the record button. When they realized, they panicked and tried to quickly recap what was said from memory. It was a mess and very funny in hindsight.

What are some hilarious court stenographer funny stories?

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2024-11-14 16:58

A court stenographer was working on a case where a witness had a really thick accent. The stenographer tried their best to accurately record what was being said. But at one point, the witness said something that sounded like 'I saw the bad man with the big hat running away'. The stenographer, in a hurry, typed 'I saw the batman with the big cat running away'. When this was read back later, the courtroom erupted in laughter. It was a light - hearted moment in an otherwise serious courtroom environment.

Can you share some funny traffic court stories?

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2024-11-17 10:39

Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.

What are some really hilarious traffic stop stories?

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2024-11-06 02:49

Once, a young guy was stopped and he had painted his car to look like a giant banana. When the officer asked why, he said he was promoting a new smoothie place. The officer was so entertained that he went to the smoothie place later that day. He just gave the driver a few safety tips and sent him on his way.

What are some of the most hilarious funny phish stories?

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2024-11-27 23:42

One funny phish story is when a phisher sent an email claiming to be from a tech company offering a free high - end laptop. However, the link in the email led to a website that looked like it was made in the 90s with blinking text and bad graphics. It was clear it was a phish.

What are some of the most hilarious Funny Tinder stories?

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2024-11-27 22:33

One funny story is that a man thought he was chatting with a girl who loved hiking. But when they met, she turned out to be terrified of the outdoors. They ended up going to a virtual reality arcade instead and had a blast.

What are some of the most hilarious funny mining stories?

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2024-11-25 17:46

A group of miners decided to have a race in the mine tunnels. They were running around corners and through narrow passages. One miner got so excited that he ran straight into a wall. Fortunately, he was not seriously hurt, and everyone had a good laugh about it. There was also a miner who tried to communicate with the 'spirits' of the mine by making strange noises. His co - workers thought he had gone mad until they realized it was just his way of having fun.

What are some of the most hilarious funny immigration stories?

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2024-11-25 02:52

There was a man who tried to bring a whole wheel of cheese as a gift for his new neighbors. But the smell was so strong that the immigration dogs went crazy. It took a while to sort out that it was just cheese and not something illegal. Everyone had a good laugh in the end.

What are some of the most hilarious funny firing stories?

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2024-11-22 21:08

One funny story is about a marketing firm. An employee was fired for not meeting targets. But when the boss told him, he said 'Well, at least now I can focus on my real passion - becoming a professional napper!' His nonchalant attitude made it quite humorous.

What are some of the most hilarious santa funny stories?

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2024-11-19 08:46

A hilarious Santa story involves Santa getting his beard caught in the door of a house as he was leaving. He pulled and tugged, and the family inside woke up to the strange noises. When they opened the door, they saw Santa struggling with his beard. They all had a good laugh and helped him free it. Santa was a bit embarrassed but it made for a great story.